When I first saw this clip from the Friend Crush podcast, my two thoughts were “that’s an intimate confession to make” and “that’s a pretty clever hustle, maybe a little bit evil, but clever!” Basically our narrator explains that in college she would have unprotected sex, let her young men ejaculate inside her, collect full retail from them for the cost of a Plan B pill, and then actually use a much cheaper subsidized Plan B from the college pharmacy:

My third thought, which was slower to mature in my brain, was that she was running a fairly sophisticated niche campus sex work operation. Unprotected penetrative sex for cash with face-saving plausible deniability for everybody.

Here’s the transcript, with a lot of laughter cleaned out of it:

“I’m not on birth control.”

“I’m not either!”

“Yeah, it’s awesome.”

“Really?”

“Well, I have taken enough plan B to kill a pack of wild horses…”

“That’s so crazy!”

“It was like… you could buy Plan B at my college, at the college pharmacy and it was like 10 bucks there and maybe cost like $50.”

“Yeah.”

“So more than once I took it. The boy… would Venmo me and I make a small profit!”

“Forty bucks every time he comes inside you.”

“Pretty good deal!”

However you choose to consider it, people are endlessly creative!

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