According to a 1966 issue of Barred magazine, this promotional still from the 1965 nudie cutie feature The Wonderful World Of Girls features George, who is “sittin’ and ponderin'” the problem of what to do with all these beauties:

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Photo is from Femjoy. One unreliable source locates it in Crimea, in a more peaceful era than today.

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Abby captioned this video (backup link) “he brings home the best stuff” but watch his finger motions when he tests the vintage electric massager! It’s not recognizing and bringing home the classic antique sex toy that makes this man a keeper, it’s understanding its full potential that gives him all the brownie points:

It’s a very short video, but you really should watch it, if only to see Abby’s utterly-captivated facial expression at the end.

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Sex worker Isabelle Fox talks in this video (backup link) about the year she went without sex and how the truly remarkable thing for her wasn’t missing the sex as such but rather the realization that she simply missed physical touch:

I went 12 months without sex, which was a record for me because I’d been a professional for six years. But I went through something really heavy in my personal life and it made interactions with men feel almost impossible.

But what it did do was for the first time I truly understood why so many of my clients used to come and see me. While I did eventually miss the sex, that is not what hit me first around month nine. What I really missed was physical intimacy, like just the feeling of another person’s skin, completely non-sexual.

I was a hermit alone in my apartment for basically that entire time. And the most physical contact I got was in the infrequent sessions I have with the personal trainer where they measure my body.

Now babies who don’t get touch die from lack of it. That’s how essential it is. Then around month 10, I started missing the smell of men. And this was sexual. I was in a gym in New York and this guy was near me and I just thought, oh, that smells good. And from that moment, I started noticing men again. And over the next two months, that feeling just kept growing until it became undeniable and I finally acted on it with a man.

It was enjoyable and honestly incredibly cathartic. Up until then, my compassion for my clients had been mostly intellectual. Like I got intellectually what they were dealing with because they told me about it, but I’ve never really been through it to understand. I had always been in relationships even throughout my entire time as a sex worker. I’d never experienced a total lack of emotional or physical intimacy. And wow, it was hard. We really are made for intimacy.

Meanwhile I’m having a parallel reaction to her “discovery”, as I suspect many other men will too. What’s a revelation to her, is just the normal experience of life for a great many men, as she acknowledges when she talks about hearing about it from her clients. Indeed, the trick might be finding a man who hasn’t had the experience while he’s actually living with a woman he’s committed to.

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For as long as there have been stand-up comedians, they have been getting cancelled for over-the-top jokes. It’s a lot harder to get them to stay cancelled, however.

According to Rich Shydner in A History Of Standup Comedy, in 1957 Lenny Bruce was doing standup in a series of strip clubs in LA when he very briefly got a gig at the more respectable Slate Brothers nightclub out in West Hollywood. On his very first night he told a joke too foul to be tolerated:

A kid looks up at his father and he says “Dad, what’s a pervert?”

His father says “Shut up and keep sucking!”

As the story goes, Lenny Bruce immediately got fired and the Slate Brothers club went out and hired Don Rickles to replace him. Despite a 1960s obscenity conviction that ended his career and a drug overdose that took his life before his legal complications were resolved, Lenny Bruce is ranked #3 on Rolling Stone’s 2017 list of the 50 best comedians of all time.

The photo is of Lenny Bruce appearing with stripper Windee Gayle at the Orchid Room in Waikiki, Hawaii, sometime in the 1950s.

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I believe these 39 frames of an effortless-looking deep throat blowjob envelopment are from one of the infamous dinner parties they used to throw at The Upper Floor back when Kink.com operated out of the Armory in San Francisco:

I don’t recognize the talented lady wearing the feather plumage, but one of you might.

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For my whole-ass adult life I’ve heard women complain about bad-in-bed men who couldn’t find their clits. Nor do I have any reason do disbelieve that that the state of sexual education in the USA is deplorable, and that men in general suck at asking for directions. Therefore I’ve taken it aboard as a truth about the universe: there must be a lot of men out there who can’t find a clitoris. But… seriously? My sample size is not enormous, but the clit has always been right there for me, a featured promontory on the map of a woman’s body whenever I reached for it, hard to miss whether I looked with my fingers or my eyes and lips. My unconsidered conclusion has always been that men who didn’t find it are dumbfucks, so paralyzed by sexual shame or blinded by such a complete lack of regard for female pleasure that they just didn’t really try very hard at all.

Along comes Victoria Ventress with an offering of further perspective. I’ve seen a lot of different vulva diversity illustrations and even some pretty specific clitoral hood variation photo arrays, but it never really sank in for me that on some women’s bodies, the clit might just be considerably more unobtrusive than the ones I’ve met. Victoria says:

As a bisexual female, I’m really starting to understand what you guys are talking about. There’s a couple of things here I really want to address, but the first one is I’m so sick and tired of people getting upset, being like “He couldn’t find it. He couldn’t find it! He couldn’t find it, he doesn’t deserve it, he couldn’t find it!

The last five women that I have been with… we have a clit crisis, okay? Clit crisis, baby. Your mama didn’t give you one.

I know where it’s at now. I got lucky, and mine’s big. And I ain’t even gonna lie about it. Mine is big!

Yours don’t exist. I had to actually ask. The last girl I was with, I was like, you know what? We ain’t even doing this anatomy lesson right now. Spread it open. Show me where it’s at.

She showed me where it should be. There is no man in the boat.

The boat is there. The man is missing.

So y’all quit giving these men a hard time, okay?

Because I have the same anatomy, and some of y’all, I’m struggling with, okay?

Spread it open. Show me the bean. Because I don’t see it!

Image credit: The entirely fanciful clitoral variation illustrations in this post are excerpted from a hentai/doujinshi fan art homage to the buff women of the Street Fighter videogame franchise. The artwork is called Street Fucker Pussypedia, by the artist Cosine.

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