April 3rd, 2003 -- by Bacchus
…if she were inclined to straight talk:
Now that I’ve introduced myself, you should buy me a mind bending beverage so that I can see that you aren’t cheap and that you find me attractive. I will need this mind bending beverage to flirt with you outrageously, thereby procuring your number or vice versa, and to keep you interested for the rest of the night so that you actually want to call it. I’d love to have sex with you as well, but since you are relationship material, I have to make you work for it and buy me a few dinners first. I might allow you to hug me or do something equally chaste such as kissing my cheek at the end of the night, but don’t count on anything overtly sexual for the next 2 dates. If this is not enough encouragement for you, you are simply a pig, a pervert, an asshole, or a man. My friends tell me I can do better.
From The Life of Erin.
April 2nd, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Yup. It’s that time again. Here’s an animated .gif of a happy smurf getting a blowjob from Smurfette:
April 1st, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Halley says she has a new job! And she has pictures to prove it….
March 31st, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Bacchus constantly marvels at the things tourists will do, all unthinking. Does this lady look like she has so much as a shred of apprehension that her companion and photographer might choose this moment to renegotiate the ground rules of their relationship?
March 30th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Via End The War On Freedom:
“An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.”
— Aldous Huxley
March 29th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
For those who think they are familiar with the ponygirl fetish, here’s a horse of a different color:
Can we get a neigh and a whinny?
March 27th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Scary what some people get up to. Here’s some Harry Potter fanfic regarding a naked Quidditch match. Excerpt:
“Oy. Okay, so we all know we’re playing starkers. Letting it all hang out. Exposing our bits. Flaunting our glory… just to ensure we put those Slytherin gits to shame, anyone needing an ‘enhancement’ potion should let us know before the game. Well before the game. You’ll need a night’s rest and some practice to get used to the new balls, if you know what we’re meaning.
Also, Forge and I have gotten our hands on a small quantity of woad. Anyone care for the Pict-Quidd team? We think we’d all look dashing in blue. Especially Katie, Alicia and Angelina, eh ladies?”
There’s more. Ten long pages of more. Funny as hell.
