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March 9th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

He Sent His Wife To Get Firewood…

…and wound up getting some wood himself.

nude woman on snowmobile in the snow

 
March 5th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

C.S. Lewis on Christian Sex

Joshua Claybourne provides us this quote from noted Christian philosopher and author C.S. Lewis:

“It is not the thing, nor the pleasure, that is the trouble. The old Christian teachers said that if man had never fallen, sexual pleasure, instead of being less than it is now, would actually have been greater. I know some muddle-headed Christians have talked as if Christianity thought that sex, or the body, or pleasure, were bad in themselves. But they were wrong. Christianity is almost the only one of the great religions which thoroughly approves of the body – which believes that matter is good, that God Himself once took on a human body, that some kind of body is going to be given to us even in Heaven and is going to be an essential part of our happiness, our beauty, and our energy. Christianity has glorified marriage more than any other religion: and nearly all the greatest love poetry in the world has been produced by Christians. If anyone says that sex, in itself, is bad, Christianity contradicts him at once.”

Nice quote, although the astute reader will discern that Lewis is in fact gearing up to tell us what the Christian difficulty with sex is, if it’s not sex per se. And that sermon is not one likely to be well received by this readership.

Since other posts on that blog display enlightened sexual attitudes such as the advocacy of years of sexual frustration in the name of stronger (if awfully eventual) marriages, perhaps we should not expect immediate back linkage.

 
March 4th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

Yahooligans are wimps

Sharp-Eyed Shell spotted a Yahoo news story about the nude protest pictured so attractively below. However, when Shell spotted it the picture was the picture that illustrated the Yahoo story. Apparently they chickened out and decided the picture was just a little too provocative, because it’s nowhere to seen now.

six female cops carry naked woman

Fortunately, Shell saved it for everyone’s delectation, and ErosBlog passes the savings along to you.

 
March 1st, 2003 -- by Bacchus

Porn-Get works!

Back in December ErosBlog discussed a linux package called porn-get. Now from Jenny comes word that it works, and works well:

Porn-get does nothing else than download "sexual education material"[1]
found on the internet more effeciently than you would manually
with a browser.

The thing is it really works, well. I've heard of people downloading
more than 100 GB porn, pity my hd had not enough space to get every-
thing, neither is my internet connectivity too good.
[1] bad mouths call it porn
Yours
Jenny
-- 
Windoze not found: (C)heer, (P)arty or (D)ance?
 
February 28th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

“And He Saw That It Was Good, And It Was Good.”

It turns out that “God is a masturbator.

These people appear to be serious. But then again, so did the Landover Baptists, once upon a more innocent net age. We report, you decide.

 
February 26th, 2003 -- by Bacchus

Roadside Tumescence Test

Anarchist Boone over at Nolo Consentire has a nightmare vision about how the LA cops are going to figure out who is cruising for hookers:

Is there going to be a roadside tumescence test, or what?

“I’m sorry sir, but you have been seen driving around this block looking at women and transvestites. Please step out of the car and remove your clothing so we can attach this device to your genitals…..”

 
February 21st, 2003 -- by Bacchus

War War War

The Group Captain has his own satellite photos of naked peace protesters. These ones seem to be pursuing a sort of reverse Lysistrata peace strategy….

 
 
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