She wanted to play with them both, but they wouldn’t agree to take turns. Oh, well:

I think this originally from the DPFanatics site in the amazing and extensive 21Sextury network.

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I’ve seen a lot of “novelty” risque or even XXX playing card sets in my time. In some times and places, they were just about the hardest-core porn you could find to buy. Tourists visiting the fleshpots of urbanity liked to buy them to take back home to Squaresville, USA. But this is the first time I knew that they made kinky sets featuring lots of dudes in bondage:

Photo is from @queensofthewild, who writes:

Discovered these in a drawer when I was clearing out my grandma’s house and suddenly it all makes sense why she eagerly asked me about “what hurts more” in impact play a few years back when I told her what my job is.

My assumption is that these were published as a gay-male-gaze product, but the metaphorical street finds its own uses for things, as perhaps Grandma did also.

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An adept anus can be many things, but a storage locker for yellow bell peppers? That’s a visual first for me:

Via Kinky Delight.

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It doesn’t look to me as if Belle Sparkles (aka Sophia Steel) enjoys this sort of thing as much as Chloë does:

Belle appears here in a small .gif clipped from Latina Sex Tapes 17.

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There were a couple of years there in the late 1990s when this image was the definitive “anal sex” photo that floated around the adult internet. There was just something about this woman’s cool, composed, cover-girl stare while sitting balls-deep on an anonymous cock that captured the zeitgeist of the times. This photo looked to an awful lot of people like the epitome of the in-charge-of-her-sexuality 1990s woman. Remember, 1998 was the year when Kristen Davis, as Charlotte York in the Valley of the 20-Something Guys (aka the infamous buttsex episode) of Sex And The City, famously fretted:

I can’t, Brian. I want to, but I can’t. I mean, actually no, that’s not true. I don’t want to. Or maybe I do. I don’t know what I want. But I’m afraid if I don’t, you’ll dump me. And if I do, then I’ll be the up-the-butt girl. And I don’t want to be the up-the-butt girl, because I mean… Men don’t marry up-the-butt girl. Whoever heard of Mrs. Up-The-Butt? No, no, no. I can’t. I want children and nice bedding, and I just can’t handle this right now.

Make no mistake: Charlotte’s friends, and the viewers, were laughing at her for this. She was a risible figure. And the photo at the top of this post was perhaps the most famous anal sex photo on the internet, at that very same time.

But who was our mysterious ’90s anal queen? Nobody knew. Seriously, there weren’t any reverse image search engines in those benighted days. It was a mystery, at least to most.

That was then. This is now. Through a fortuitous accident, I rediscovered “Chloë, The Queen Of 90s Anal” when I stumbled on this picture here, which is equally impressive in its own way:

At first, I was only planning to do a throwaway image post titled “What a View!” But y’all know me. At a minimum, I always have to look for a bigger and cleaner scan of whatever image I’m about to post. While I’m doing that, I might as well get some provenance. And that’s when I stumbled on the Chloë Des Lysse image treasure trove.

It turns out that the famous image is from the 1998 French photo book Chloë Des Lysse: Porn Art 2 by photographer Dahmane. The other one comes from Chloë Des Lysse: Porn Art 1, naturally; that one dates to 1996.

The books are worth your time. You’ll see a lot of Chloë. She doesn’t always have a dick up her butt, but let’s just say she could have taught Charlotte a thing or two.

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I’m sorry this image is so small and degraded, but the scan I have is the scan I have. I think it actually says a lot about the circumstances of its production. The man whose dick our heroine is sucking here is perhaps not literally shy; he’s likely standing on a chair behind that curtain because he doesn’t want to appear in the photo. Which means this particular porn artifact was produced long enough ago that hard core porn production was actively illegal, and you could go to jail for it. The men who made the porn, obviously, were perforce less concerned about the legal welfare of their models, but their own precious face in the porn? No way!

This is an example of what I think of as “wallet porn” — guys would sometimes collect them like postcards, but often they would just buy a single photo from that dubious newsstand or the funky bookstore you could find in larger cities. They’d often then carry them around in their wallets, which was handy for “reference” during quiet private moments. The die-cut scalloped (deckled) edge was popular in the 1950s (ish) which fits for a time period when society was pretty hostile to pornographers.

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The instant I saw this totally-innocent photo of a pretty woman eating a banana, I knew. Naw, man, that’s porn. And that banana is a promise. She’ll be sucking the guy’s cock in the next scene. Or there’ll be a banana up her cunt. Or both.

I am often wrong. But not this time. And the Rodox watermarked clinched it; that’s one of the many hardcore Danish porn brands operated under the corporate umbrella of the Color Climax Corporation, famous in the USA for eye-opening glossy import porn magazines dating back to the 1970s. Sometimes a banana is just a banana, but in the hands of the CCC it soon becomes a cock:

Likewise, the dramatic Rule of Chekhov’s Banana guaranteed that we weren’t getting out of this blog post without a banana going in her pussy:

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