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December 25th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Christmas Service

I don’t have a good link to go with this photo or much context, so I choose to believe what we’ve got going on here is a luxury bed-and-breakfast inn (perhaps not quite the most reputable, but very swank) whose owner refuses to countenance the idea that any guest visiting alone over the holidays could possibly want to sleep alone. It’s theoretically possible to refuse the turn-down-and-tuck-in service but these ladies will pout most powerfully. You wouldn’t want that, would you?

two pretty ladies in santa hats have come to tuck you in and offer whatever bed service you may desire

Merry Christmas!

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December 23rd, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Face Fucked

When you’re a pretty blonde sex worker, or an undercover investigator posing as one, in the rougher favelas of Brazil, getting face fucked is just another professional skill:

face fucking blowjob

face fucked deep throat

Panels are from the Dofantasy sex comic Cidade Do Diabo Part 3 by Lesbi K. Leih.

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December 21st, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Nipple Fishing With Sophia Loren

I won’t pretend that you haven’t probably seen some of these old promotional stills of Sophia Loren in a very thin, very wet shirt from the production of Boy On A Dolphin (1957):

sophia loren wet tee-shirt contest winner

sophia loren wet fisherwoman

sophia loren and her angry breasts

sophia loren shoes a lot of nipple through her wet blouse

It’s true that some of these photos look like the nipples might have been enhanced by the airbrush artist, but a few frames from the movie should dispel that notion:

a few frames of animation of sophia loren getting out of the water and showing a lot of nipple through her thin wet blouse

You will sometimes see versions of these shots with Sophia’s nipples and breasts artificially diminished for publication, not the least on the movie poster:

sophia loren airbrushed movie poster

As far as I know, these are the most revealing photos that she ever allowed, with the stunning exception of her one genuinely topless shoot from 1951..

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December 19th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Flexible Scarlett Sucks Her Own Toes

You gotta love limber talent with tasty toes. Meet Scarlett:

Scarlett puts her toes in her mouth -- foot fetish

toe-sucking Scarlett

Scarlett is from the VIP Members network.

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December 17th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Eight Kinky Christmases

Since we are currently enjoying the ErosBlog 20th-anniversary year, and because the 2022 Kink.com “Naughty and Nice” holiday sale just started, I thought it would be fun to look back at kinky Christmases past. It turns out that ErosBlog has featured Kink.com content during no fewer than eight previous festive-holiday seasons:

  • In 2020 we got a “used, sticky, happy” blonde tied up under the Christmas tree with the other presents. But not until she enjoyed the Christmas Eve bondage gangbang that she had been wanting for years.
  • In 2019, Santa done fucked up! He dropped down the wrong chimney and let himself get captured by a bored and lonely MILF-dominatrix. He ended up getting a merrier Christmas than he bargained for.
  • Also in 2019, we found a very large gift-wrapped box under our tree. Inside? A stunning brunette, a buzzing Sybian, and a whole lot of orgasms.
  • Also in 2019 (heck, that year was pretty much a kinky advent calendar) we got three anal-obsessed lesbians having a slumber party under the Christmas tree. Not much slumbering transpired. Fortunately, the elf on the shelf had a camera inside, so this holiday cheer got captured for us all.
  • Back in 2012, we got a blonde with big tits and a Santa hat riding a Sybian for our libidinous entertainment. She reminded me of “Penny” from Big Bang Theory, but the actress on the orgasm machine was not actually Kaley Cuoco. Even Santa Claus has limits to his power.
  • In 2010, the kinky Christmas festivities involved two dommes and three helpless himbos. It was an energetic celebration with more than one good hard holiday spanking!
  • In 2009, we found out that Santa is a sadistic bastard. He keeps shackled slavegirls in his workshop to pack his toys and polish his knob and satisfy his every sexual whim. These whims, it turns out, are both numerous and inventive.
  • In 2007, I shared a kinky porn shoot that featured the very thing that I wanted for Christmas. Surprisingly, the object of my desire was not the lovely lady chained to a blowjob post, although I never say “no” to opportunities such as those. Nope! The focus of my lust was the vintage antique ceramic-and-metal tractor sign on the dungeon wall. What can I say? The heart wants what it wants.

Merry kinky Christmas!

Christmas blowjob

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December 16th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Anonymous 19th-Century Pussy

This anonymous exposed beauty hiding her face behind her newspaper is said to be a rare explicit cabinet card produced in the USA in the late 19th century:

vintage pussy cabinet card

It was reproduced in the March 1977 issue of High Society magazine.

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December 14th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Wookie Nookie

Do you ever get nostalgic for that proto-social-media era where the most sure-fire viral hit was some crude lewd four-frame .gif? Sure you do! And you probably remember our old friends Leia and Chewy taking a sex break:

chewbacca fucking princess leia doggystyle

As near as I can tell, this classic .gif dates in various versions all the way back to at least 2003 and I’m pretty sure it’s made using this photoshopped celebrity fake .jpg as its source material:

wookie and princess fucking

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