January 15th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Halley explains (and this is a quote) “Why Alpha Males Get Pussy Galore“:
Most men at the party are just too intimidated to go talk to the super model babe, assuming she will shoot them down. They self-select themselves OUT of the top drawer pussy. It happens all the time. Ask beautiful women — NO ONE TALKS TO THEM. Except Alpha Males who know this fundamental truth, so they know ironically that they have an open field and a very HIGH likelihood of scoring
January 14th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Shell, who’s been more or less missing in action, resurfaces with a brief guide to what makes phone sex work:
The answer is words. Lots of words. Never stop talking. Tell your lover what you are touching, smelling, tasting. Tell him where your hands are. Tell him where you want his hands to be. It doesn’t matter if the position you’re simulating makes talking impossible–talk anyway. “Mmmmphh mmmmmhhh” doesn’t have the same impact as “Oh God, I love the way you taste when you’re fucking my mouth. Can you feel my nails digging into your ass?”
Phone sex is best when it’s with someone you know and love well. When you know which grunt means “faster” and which one means “yes, perfect!” When you know that if you describe dragging your hair across his nipples, he can actually feel it. When you know the shape of him, the taste of him, the scent of his skin, the parts that sweat first.
Did you know it is possible to orgasm without touching yourself? A lover especially skilled with words can talk you into an orgasm. I know. I just spent 2 1/2 hours on the phone with my lover and I can’t count the number of times I climaxed. I may have touched my nipples once. I didn’t touch my clit at all.
January 14th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Pictures of pretty girls, like kittens, need no excuse:
I’ll bet she’s one of them potentially hegemonic dancers, too.
January 13th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Somebody needs to start worrying about the things Attu sees.
Like, for instance, this link to boytaur.net: “Online resources for boytaurs, multilimbers, shapeshifters, and their friends.”
January 13th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
From Dubberley, which was added to the blog roll long after it should have been, comes a link to this rather startlingly detailed list of male masturbation techniques.
When you consider that this particular technology is invented independently by just about every male on earth, unless first explained or demonstrated by another fairly inexperienced practitioner of the art, it perhaps makes since that a profusion of methods can be compiled. But some of these are…surprising.
Learn something new every day.
January 12th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Here’s a funny story about a guy who decided to test the whole “ribbed for her pleasure” advertising claim. Notwithstanding his lady’s lukewarm enthusiasm for the experiment:
“Now get on your knees. I’ll have to enter you from behind, so you can’t see what I’m doing.”
“I can just close my eyes and picture Antonio Banderas as usual.”
“Ha ha.”
I had her on her knees, ass up in front of me, legs apart, and entryway poised at an angle of least resistance. Despite all the arguing, this was, and shall always be, a sight that quickly gets me… attentive. I rolled the first condom on, a ribbed one. I called out, as cold and clinical as I could, “This is Exhibit A.”
January 12th, 2003 -- by Bacchus
Two sex quotes:
“When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities.”
— Matt Groening
And also:
“The ability to make love frivolously is the chief characteristic which distinguishes human beings from the beasts.”
— Heywood Broun
