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November 13th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Give Her The Condiment Treatment

Medical fetish and a messy/splosh food fetish in the same photo? Somebody out there combines those kinks and will be very happy to see this:

naked girl with a spread pussy, an iv in her arm, and a hospital doctor assiduously smearing mayonnaise on her tits

From a “Mayo Clinic” gag in the same Hustler I credited yesterday.

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November 12th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Learn While You Teach

This hands-on sex education session seemed to be going very well until the instructor said “Hang on a minute, just let me check something in the teacher’s manual…”

teaching sex education the old fashioned personal hands on way

Photo is from a jokey squib about remedial sex ed in the August 1989 issue of Hustler.

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November 11th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

And The Spunk Did Fly!

I believe our man owes Mistress Katy another pair of nice lace stockings, in addition to whatever else he may owe her:

man with his pecker in his hand just sent flying jizz all over femdom dominatrix Mistress Katy and her lovely lace stockings hose and lingerie

Photo is said to be from the Young Goddess femdom site that went defunct in 2011.

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November 10th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

A Hummer In The Subway

At certain off-peak hours, you get long gaps between trains. There’s plenty of time for a skilled professional who knows where the gaps in the camera coverage are:

sex worker with her ass out giving a public blowjob in the Paris metro

Artwork is by Tonton Ficelle.

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November 9th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Air Hostesses Under Discipline

calisthenics for sexy stews

Did you know that stewardesses used to spend their time on the ground kneeling on thin mats in fetching silk nighties while being schooled in “exercise and beauty culture” by Mary Poppin’s sadistic twin sister? That was my general takeaway from this two-page spread in the April 1941 issue of Peek magazine:

dominatrix whips airline hostesses into shape

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November 8th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Marilyn Monroe’s Potato Sack Dress

You’ve heard the saying “She’d look good even if she was wearing a potato sack”, right? Yeah, that was Marilyn Monroe’s doing:

marilyn monroe looking fine in a burlap potato sack dress

The oft-told story around this photo is that a reporter told Marilyn that she only looked so good all the time because she wore expensive dresses. This was her rebuttal. I don’t know if all this is actually true, if it was a story dreamed up by her publicist to get her onto magazine covers, or if it’s completely-spurious popular folklore.

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November 7th, 2022 -- by Bacchus

Happiness Is A Warm Nose

This 1918 woodcut by Max Svabinsky is titled In Paradise, and I gotta say… yeah, that checks out!

oral sex cunnilingus pussy licking in Eden woodcut

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