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December 11th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Advice For BDSM Camgirls

Cams performers need business advice just like anybody else does. However, it’s not always easy to find people who will give you the straight dope, or even the apocryphal solid dick. I know absolutely nothing whatsoever about the camming business, but I do look at a lot of hentai porn on the internet. Therefore I feel qualified (just like your typical middle-aged man who thinks he’s an expert because he started his day at a Holiday Inn Express) to offer these dubiously-useful tips:

Tip #1: Don’t Forget To Smile

No matter what’s happening to you, you’ll be more fun to watch if it looks like you’re having fun too. Unless, of course, all your highest-tipping customers are serious sadists, in which case you may want to try screaming and crying. But generally, go with the dreamy cock-drunk smile.

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Tip #2: Ask For Help Getting Traffic

If you’re trying to break into the BDSM cams game and you’re scratching your head over the problem of getting traffic as a total unknown, it might be a good idea to ask your lover for help, especially if they have a good head for social media. However, you should pick your moment. For instance, it’s a terrible idea to ask them for help if you recently had a noisy blow-up and they are still grumpy about it:

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Tip #3: Production Values Matter

It’s very important to make sure that your lighting is good, your face is in the frame, and the camera is at a good angle to catch all your sexy action. A helpful production partner is invaluable here, especially when you are all tied up.

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Tip #4: Constantly Try New Things

If you haven’t been pegged in your ass by a mouthy dominatrix while strapped to a spanking bench, people will love watching your facial expressions while you discover for the first time what that feels like. Don’t pass up these opportunities for personal growth on camera!

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Tip #5: Strive To Be “Extra”

If your faceless sugar-daddy volunteers to pierce your tongue live on camera and then chain it to your clit ring, let him do it! Your fans and patrons will appreciate you for going the extra mile to show them a good time.

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Tip #6: Don’t Hog The Spotlight

Multi-performer shows are always popular. A lot of kink-themed camshows are just, you know, some girl and her outfits and her sex toys. Maybe some handcuffs or a gag. If you get a chance to get tied up properly and have filthy things done to you live on cam, don’t pass that up.

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Tip #7: Cultivate Dramatic Moments

Everybody loves drama and dynamic action. Make sure it goes out over your stream. Do whatever it takes. Zap yourself with an electric toy turned all the way up. Catch your face during that exquisitely painful moment when a whole string of clothespins get ripped off your tender bits. Share that complex moment when a deeply-buried string of anal beads come out way too quickly. Be creatively dramatic, but like, with screaming and maybe a few definitely-not-forced tears.

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Image credits, top to bottom: The smiling submissive with the heart locket on her collar is by Internet Slut Club. The helpless pillory babe giving a forced orgasm show is by Geknebelt. The lady in fuzzy handcuffs with the camera-savvy lesbian partner is by GGC. The raven-haired beauty having a rough time in the huge ball gag while she processes an enormous strap-on dildo pounding her bottom is by SleepyGimp. The manga pierced-tongue bondage camshow is by Onikubo Hirohisa in Hakudaku no Yami. The bondage camsex scene is by an unknown artist. The bent-over blonde having an anal-beads moment is by Heiyz.

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December 10th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

She Woke Up Pretty

Yes, she woke up looking mighty fine. But now, sadly, the wench is dead.

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Or at least, that’s the title of the story she’s in. This artwork (there’s an artist signature lower right, but I can’t make it out) was the front illustration for The Wench Is Dead, a story by Fredrick Brown in the July 1953 issue of Manhunt: Detective Story Monthly:

She sat up in bed and stretched, the covers falling away from her naked body. Beautiful breasts she had, size and shape of half grapefruits and firm. Nice arms and shoulders, and a lovely face. Hair black and sleek in a page-boy bob that fell into place as she shook her head. Twenty-five, she told me once; and I believed her, but she could have passed for several years less than that, even now without make up and her eyes still a little puffy from sleep. Certainly it didn’t show that she’d spent three years as a B-girl, part-time hustler, heavy drinker.

“About that drink,” I said.

She laughed and threw down the covers, got out of bed and walked past me naked to the closet to get a robe. I wanted to reach for her but I didn’t; I’d learned by now that Billie was never amorous early in the morning and resented any passes made before noon…

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December 8th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Her Red Rubber Swim Cap

Here’s a fine vintage photo for all whose fetish enthusiasms include an appreciation of the classic rubber swimming cap. Although there’s much else to appreciate in this photograph:

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Via Kinky Delight.

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December 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Ceremony Of Roses

I am not entirely sure what sort of naked lesbian shenanigans we are supposed to be looking at here, but there are plenty of roses involved and everybody seems delighted:

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Artwork is from the cover of a French novel (“Le roman complet“) from the Collection Galouis, titled Statue De Chair (something like “Statue of Flesh”). There’s an artist signature lower left, possibly “Maurias”, but I can’t make it out with any certainty.

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December 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Analingus At The Circus

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At first glance my instant mental summing-up of this artwork by Jean Morisot was “carnival stripper getting her ass eaten out by a creepy clown” and I’m not sure that’s entirely wrong. But when I saw all the musical instruments lined up behind them, my mind flashed instantly to the Blues Brothers, and Dan Ackroyd solemnly intoning “No, ma’am, we’re musicians.” Which, you know, also checks out, especially if you ever knew anybody who was in a marching band:

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December 5th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

More Porn Videogame History

Way back in 2014 I linked to and quoted from a computer game magazine’s feature on the infamous line of cheesy adult video games marketed for the Atari game console in the early 1980s under the Mystique Presents Swedish Erotica brand. Of these the most notorious was the Custer’s Revenge title. It was widely panned at the time for its racism and implied rape, although this seems mostly to have been a reaction to the marketing materials. The actual in-game pixels were so incoherent and blocky they barely manage to seem risque to modern eyes:

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Even so, you may well wonder “How in the hell did that even happen? What the actual fuck was going on in the computer gaming industry to make any of it possible?” Well, if that’s your curiosity, we got you covered. In Porno Hustlers Of The Atari Age, author Kate Willaert has dug as deep as it is possible to dig into the history of that iconic porn-in-videogames episode. It is one hell of a trip!

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December 5th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Lesbian Hanky Codes

I never would have made it as a gay person — for lots of reasons, probably. But my poor color vision would surely have doomed me, in a social world where a precise kink-nuanced hookup depended on being able to distinguish pink from robins egg blue:

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In the heyday of Usenet there were a lot of hanky code lists that circulated, and I never knew how many of them were “real” in the sense that every shade and flagging variation was a thing in actual use — as opposed to somebody writing erotic literature in the form of a fantastic list of the flags they’d like to use or encounter. But this list has a credible-looking source printed right on it. Wikipedia has an entry on Samois, which seems to have been the real deal.

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