There is an entire genre of social media posts about law enforcement trainees undergoing their mandatory taser training, part of which (apparently) is the experience of getting tased. Although these videos, and the sometimes-funny reactions of trainees to the unprecedented-for-them jolt of extreme pain, are doubtless fetish fuel for some, I’ve never featured any such clips on ErosBlog hitherto. Mostly this is because of the ACAB factor and because of the unsavory way in which law enforcement tends to use electric shock devices on arrestees already subdued but not compliant to the satisfaction of arresting officers; i.e., as field-expedient torture punishments for which nobody is ever held accountable. However, I’m making an exception for this video clip:

Some people come to their taser training with plenty of prior experience processing heavy pain, and in their moment of extremis, that prior experience shows through!

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This cartoon is from the July 1959 issue of The Dude magazine. The caption reads “I only got a few feet of this when something happened to the camera — Martha wrecked it.” I don’t know whether Martha is giving him the evil eye for showing those few feet of 8mm home movie footage of happily topless Pacific island women, or for blaming her, apparently in all good justice, for the limited amount of available footage:

The cartoon has an artist signature lower left, but the contrast is too low for me to make it out.

Meanwhile, shall we zoom in on the evening’s feature?

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…and make her scream into her pillow. I believe I’ve seen thirsty ladies on social media say, with far less provocation than this, “may a love such as this find me!”

Artwork is by Ebinkuu.

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One of the polite phrases my dearly departed mother tried to teach her barbarian children was “No thank you, I don’t think it’s for me.” This was part of good table manners, if an overly-insistent hostess was offering a second helping of something that we had already accepted and tasted previously.

On the internet, however, the best habit is to remain silent. If you see something you don’t like, just scroll on by!

I was reminded of this during a recent social media conversation with Girl On The Net. We both publish content that’s predominately about men who fuck women, with, if there’s a power dynamic, a bit of maledom/femsub flavor to it. That’s on average. But the decades are long, right? And we’ve both had the experience of, you know, branching out for variety. Recently we were groaning at one another about how any LGBTQ+ porn is likely to trigger a complaint from a reader who is only here for the straight-man-on-top-of-a-straight-woman fucking. It turns out that GotN wrote a whole-ass post about that back in 2015!

Porn: Not All Of It Is For You!

It is a gloriously rant-inflected essay about the surprisingly-numerous people who:

…pop up in the comments sections on porn sites, sex blogs, and other sexual media with the taste of one bitter word on their lips:

“Eww.”

Nothing more than that because, make no mistake, these people aren’t usually offering constructive criticism: an idea for a future scenario, a shot that could be slightly better framed to highlight someone’s arse. No – they’re simply telling you that it disgusts them. That one or other of the performers does not meet their exacting taste, or that the scenario in question is not one they wish to wank to.

Enjoy.

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Sometimes we do tend to overcomplicate things…

Source video credit, backup video link, transcript:

“Oh, no, all this gender stuff has made dating so confusing.”

I don’t know what’s confusing about it. If it’s concave, you stick your tongue in it. If it’s convex, you suck it. It’s pretty simple!

The TikTok tag cloud on this was “#trans #transmasc #nonbinary #lgbt #t4t #transdating #queerdating” but honestly I feel as if this dating advice has applicability that’s a whole lot more general than that.

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After several brief attempts as a much younger man to engage with Vladimir Nabokov’s infamous novel Lolita and/or the substantial corpus of derivative works (cinematic, pornographic, and otherwise) associated with it, I unilaterally and by my sole unappointed authority placed the entire franchise into literary bankruptcy. In a word, I have shunned it. For much of the 20th century, bad books about dull men doing awful things during a mid-life crisis were considered to be the only legitimate subject for “serious” literature, and Lolita is a worst-in-its-class exemplar. It’s thus no accident that I haven’t looked at anything based on or derived from Lolita since 1999, when I accidently saw American Beauty in the theater without knowing what I was walking into.

Moving on. Last night a good friend who has a lot going on in his life was up rather late, pre-treating his insomnia with whiskey and his curated collection of cinematic classics on Blu-ray. Knowing me rather well, he paused his viewing to snap me a screen capture. If I’d seen this “in the wild” with no context, I would have assumed it was a modern AI artifact. But no, it’s from Stanley Kubrick’s 1962 movie adaptation of Lolita:

Paraphrasing my friend only slightly, he told me “Kubrick’s movie isn’t even getting crap past the radar here. It’s firing the crap right at the radar!” Indeed.

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This cartoon from the January 1959 issue of Scandolls magazine is disturbingly up to date and modern in its sentiments. Apparently low teacher pay has always been with us:

The caption reads:

Prostitution is more a matter of economics than morals. If we are going to keep our teachers off the streets — we’ll have to start paying them!

There’s an artist signature on the cartoon but I can’t quite make it out.

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