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November 18th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Strip Searched In An Asian Prison

naked lineup of female prisoners

It’s long been a exploitation-movies trope that prisons in Asia are exceptionally hellish, which has got to be a weird artifact of American exceptionalism considering how hellish our own are. I couldn’t identify the precise source of these images, but all sources seem to agree these scenes of mass cavity searching in a shivery-cold women’s prison are from a Japanese porn movie:

cavity searched in a Japanese women's prison

asian female prisoners lined up after being strip searched

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November 17th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Caught In The Tentacle Trap

They foolishly invaded the swampy lair of a powerful orc sorceress. Now she — and her pet tentacle beasts — are toying with them:

captured and tentacle fucked by the minions of an orcish magician

Art is by VincentCCart, via Kinky Delight.

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November 16th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Topless Fleeing

“Whoops, gotta run. Giant bug, I need to flee. No time for a shirt!”

half-naked woman in the remains of a red dress runs for her life from some sort of huge scifi bug monster

Art is from the cover of Los malditos seres de Gogon.

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November 15th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

One Religion

One of the more prominent deplorables made some news over the weekend when he insisted that “we have to have one religion” here in the USA. I mean, to me even one religion sounds like a lot, but if we gotta? Then I guess we gotta:

pretty wild satanist coven celebrating a black mass with naked witches dancing and devil worship

Art is from the cover of Mondes Noirs by Jean Louis Bouquet.

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November 14th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Undone By A Playful Puppy

It’s possibly not the most prudent outfit to wear, unless tempting observers to wonder “What would happen if I tugged that one ribbon?” is the point of the exercise. But in a world full of playful puppies, there can be only one outcome:

underdressed ballerina woman is about to lose her tutu to a helpful little dog who is pulling on one of her bow ends

Comic postcard, artist unknown.

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November 13th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Back Seat Safety

He’s all about passenger safety, you can tell just by looking at him:

ride with a masher: back seat bondage

This comic is very much a product of its time. It appeared in the February 1957 issue of Rugged magazine. The 1956 model year may have been the first to see rear-seat safety belts; Ford offered them as an option for the first time that year.

The cartoon is signed “McCartney” but if you think the art style looks a bit like Bill Ward, well, various internet sources like this one say that Ward sometimes used that name for some of his magazine cartoonery.

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November 11th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

The Camel Toe Cup

Remember about twenty years ago, when the camel toe fetish was new? I mean, the fetish wasn’t new; but the name and keyphrase as a hot internet search term, and the camel toe haiku, sort of were. Anyway, this joke ad dates from that era, if my metadata don’t deceive me:

parody/joke advertisement for a camel toe cup prosthetic pussy shaper

About that “Cougar model” with the built-in beer opener: I knew a guy who was in Southeast Asia during our wars there. He swore on a stack of bibles (for which he really didn’t have much other use) that this one time when he and his buddies were on R&R they went to a brothel (not what he called it) where one of the sex workers (not what he called them, either) could do the beer-opening trick even without the benefit of a plastic prosthetic. I wonder if Amber the Farm Wife ever tried that?

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