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December 21st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

This Christmas Present Has Already Been Opened

The genre of “pretty woman tied up under the Christmas tree, must be your present” has been a weary trope in bondage porn for as long as I have been seeing the stuff. Sometimes it’s cute. Sometimes it’s sexy. Sometimes it’s just “ho, hum, seen this before.” Until now, I’d never seen an “after the Christmas gangbang” version of it. (But “after the Christmas blowjob” scenes? Those, yes!)

well-fucked Christmas elf tied up under the tree

Our already-been-opened, looking-somewhat-used, sticky, happy, tied-under-the-tree-with-the-other-presents photo of the day is from A Christmas Whore: Goldie Glock Stuffed Airtight on Christmas Eve, via the Bound Gangbangs channel at Kink Unlimited. Their 50%-off Christmas sale (well, Kink calls it a “Holiday Sale” to avoid offending the usual screamers) is up and running, so it’s a great time to join and get a subscription:

kink unlimited holiday sale banner 2020

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December 20th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Earth Girls Are Easy

This artwork only reinforces a truth known throughout the galaxy. Earth girls — or, at least, the fun ones who wear awesome funky brightly-colored socks — are easy. All you have to do is fly over in your UFO with your buzzing-and-thrumming light probe activated, and they’ll throw their legs wide open and lift their comfy feet high in the air to greet you in the friendliest imaginable fashion:

earth girls are easy flying saucer probes open pussies with shaft of light

Art is titled Two Moon Junction, by artist Joyce Lee.

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December 18th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

What She Bought At The Sex Shop

Does she just want to know how she looks in the new BDSM toy she bought at the sex shop? Or is she taking an flirtatious (advanced level flirtation!) selfie to tease/entice her boyfriend?

gagged girl taking a selfie in her new spider gag ring gag

Via Bondage Blog.

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December 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Where’s Granny Smith?

Getting that apple completely up in there was a bit of an arduous anal procedure, but at least it was a team effort. Getting it out again? For that, she’s totally on her own!

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December 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Busy Catgirl

Everybody knows that catgirls have a reputation for sexual enthusiasm. But this one is extra ambitious. Those are two big cocks, and she’s happily sucking one while the other one thoroughly reams her ass:

catgirl blowjob and anal sex

Artwork is by Harmonist11.

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December 13th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Playing Strip Roulette And Going Bust

You know it’s bad when you’re playing strip roulette and the casino cuts you off:

strip roulette and she is losing!

That small-print caption reads “I regret to say, Madame, that our credit department must draw the line somewhere.” Cartoon is from the May 1957 issue of Cabaret magazine. If I’m reading that artist signature correctly, the cartoonist is probably Jack Bonestell.

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December 11th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Her Blowjob Trainer

Did you ever wonder how an ambitious young porn starlet learns to do those energetic deep-throating blowjob scenes without tossing their cookies during the high-speed throat-fucking? I mean, it’s a physical skill, not an innate talent. Apparently you can learn it. Which means, there’s a role for a personal trainer who holds your head and helps you maintain tempo:

personal trainer helps petit blonde practice deep throating a huge purple dildo

This .gif used to circulate on tumblr but I don’t have an original source for it.

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