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December 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Male Chauvinist Pig, Captured By A Dance

I don’t see how old Bertie here is actually much of a catch, being such a dismissive male chauvinist and all. Nonetheless our flapperish heroine seems to have captured him fair and square, by the old trick of getting inside his defenses and upsetting his preconceived notions:

romance poem about a fateful dance

Artwork and poem are from an August 1932 issue of Love Story Magazine, which was a nicely-designed romance pulp. The poem reads:

The Dance
By Bert Cooksley

Girls were pretty things, I said,
But only made for fairest weather;
Like orchids, they were quickly fled–
And then, my dear, we danced together.

Love, I said, was sweet and fair.
But all too closely like a feather.
Helpless in the rainy air–
And then, my sweet, we danced together.

Marriage was, I said, a yoke,
A subtle and all-binding tether
Making liberty a joke–
And then, my love, we danced together!

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December 1st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Sexual Practices In Sweden

All I have is the movie poster for Normal And Abnormal: Sexual Practices In Sweden. What’s abnormal on this poster? Nothing that I can see:

swedish sexploitation movie

IMDB has little to tell us about this movie except a date (1970) and a user review suggesting the movie is neither interesting nor meritorious.

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November 28th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Industrial Archeology And Anal Sex

She thought they were going on an urban-exploration industrial-archeology date. She even brought her pistol in case they needed to shoot at mutant rats. He, on the other hand, had an anal sex hookup in mind. He may not get a second date, but he’s enjoying this one:

anal sex in public no lube

Artwork is by Harmonist11.

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November 25th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Are You Done With The Turkey, Barry?

Tomorrow is Turkey Day. I hope you didn’t let Barry help prep the bird for cooking:

Thanksgiving turkey fucking

Cartoon has been “internet refactored” from a holiday card by UK cartoonist Jamie Charteris, which I could not find in good-image condition:

Thanksgiving turkey plucker

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November 24th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Another Good Kink Unlimited Black Friday Sale

Kink Unlimited Black Friday sale, lesbian buttsex threeway edition

It’s 2020, isn’t it? Frogs rain from the sky, dogs and cats lie down together, and the Kink Unlimited Black Friday sale starts on a Monday this year. Runs for a whole week, too — or so my kinky spies tell me.

Just like last year, it’s very close to being the best sale on the calendar: 55% off, which works out to “cheap as hell” if you buy one of the longer-running packages (always the best bargain).

Kink Unlimited Black Friday Sale, submissive frenchmaid edition

You’re probably not going anywhere, and if you’re not alone where you are, you and your main squeeze are probably getting bored with each other’s predictable moves by now. Why not liven things up with a discounted Kink.com subscription? You deserve it!

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November 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

A Sweet Fisting

I’ve been having fun recently digging through the Internet Archive archeological remnants of porn tumblrs that died in the big #pornocalypse of 2018, or that got deactivated by Tumblr (for reasons never explained) in the many better years before that.

One called A Good Girl Takes Pride In Her Bruises featured this bulky tattooed male arm well-buried in a happy pussy, attractively framed in tattered fishnet pantyhose. The simple caption: “He is so sweet to me.”

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November 22nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Backyard Walkies With Zoe Sparx

During the pandemic, you gotta make your own fun. If you’ve got a blonde girlfriend who enjoys puppy play, blowjobs, and long leashed crawls through your secluded back yard, well then the entertainment script pretty much writes itself:

puppygirl leashed walkies

The fun continues in The Good Pet, from Kink Unlimited.

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