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April 15th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Kink Unlimited Spring “April Showers” Sale

It’s raining at my house, so the timing seems good for this April Showers sale from Kink Unlimited. Discounts up to 60%, the warm pitter-patter of spring rain falling everywhere, what’s not to like?

kink unlimited april showers squirting banner

That said, this .gif banner made me wonder: why isn’t there a squirting-orgasms porn star prodigy out there using the name “April Showers” to market her stuff? Well, it turns out there is (or was) but she seem to have done most of her work in the mature and pro-amateur niches. (It’s been a while, but HotMovies still has a few of her porn movies available.) Sadly, she never seems to have done a shoot for Kink Unlimited or for any of the vast network of porn partners that they distribute. (I did check.)

kink unlimited sale banner - april showers squirting

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April 14th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Her Very Personal Valet

They used to say that good help was hard to find, but this family seems to be doing OK. That valet seems ready to scrub any part of the lady that needs scrubbing, and perhaps a few parts that don’t!

her valet is ready to join her in the shower

Cartoon is from the premier (winter 1937) issue of Pleasure Magazine.

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April 12th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Medical Fisting

Kinky Delight says the “doctor” is about to go deep and that seems about right. I’m no expert in how these things are done but she seems to have arranged herself more helpfully for “doctor shenanigans” than for a proper gyno exam:

doctor puts on one glove for kinky medical fisting play

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April 10th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

She’s Out Of Firewood

An early post on ErosBlog was titled He Send His Wife To Get Firewood and that means the obvious joke about getting wood is no longer available to caption this amateur erotic photo with:

naked woman splitting wood in the dark in the snow

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April 8th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Mistress Matisse On Sex Work Documentaries

I’m late to this party, but better late than never. In my defense, the article I missed in late March when it came out is on a site I don’t read about a show on a streaming service I don’t subscribe to. Only it’s much more than that! A dominatrix explains why documentaries about sex work never get it right is media criticism about depictions of sex work, by our own Mistress Matisse, who in her varying roles (sex worker, blogger, porn model, activist, columnist, Twitterer) has about fifty mentions in the back pages of ErosBlog. It would be unfair to describe her article as a rant; it’s too controlled, as befits somebody who hits people for a living and makes them like it. But it is… shall I say “pointed”?

A single mother of color, quitting her minimum-wage job and choosing instead to support herself by making porn videos of herself at home, while her children sleep in the next room? That is simply an intolerable idea to people whose wealth depends on obedient low-wage workers…

You may laugh at the notion that patriarchal capitalism is that worried about people having alternatives to low-wage service jobs – but patriarchal capitalism has no fucking sense of humor. Women profiting from their own bodies is both a social and economic threat to the system, so it must be punished.

Did I say media criticism? Well, yeah, that too. But as I read her, Matisse’s main point is a trenchant social criticism. “We” (our society and the media that voices for it) can’t talk about sex work with honesty and kindness because sex work threatens too many comfortable hypocrisies. A just society would have nothing to fear from sex work, nor any need to horribilize sex workers.

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April 7th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Auctioning Off The New Pledges

Kinky Delight titled this photo Judging The New Pledges but I think there’s more like an auction going on here. Perhaps this sorority funds its entire recreational-chemicals budget each year by selling a few new pledges to the wealthier frats. Six weary weeks of nights and weekends in the frat-house basement playrooms and the new members come home as heroines, to spend the rest of the year enjoying all the weed they can smoke?

selling off the surplus pledges for weed

There have a been several “sexy sorority” pornsite concepts come and go over the years, but I think this photo most likely comes from HazeHer.

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April 6th, 2021 -- by Bacchus

Damp Shackled Tube Girl

The reason, I think, that the entire tube girl fetish is usually confined to mad scientists and aliens in pulp artwork and comic books, is that transparent tubes large enough to restrain and display an Earth girl are rare and expensive. But when the brilliant fetish minds behind Restrained Elegance saw a space-efficient plexiglass hemispherical shower stall, they were quick to realize the tubegirl possibilities. Faster than you can say “Hey presto!” the lovely Ariel Anderssen found herself in shackles and on display:

bondage tube girl

forced washing in tubegirl shower

chained in a plexiglass tube

I just hope those steel shackles are protected from rust by a good powdercoat!

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