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September 8th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Fancy Stockings Behind The Haystack

You need to get you the kind of girl who will wear her fanciest silk stockings on your date to the petting zoo, and then will look for a chance to sneak you off behind the haystacks so she can do a cartwheel to show off her knickers.

a cartwheel to show off her undies

And if she does the same cartwheel to show you she isn’t wearing any knickers at all? Just the garter belt? You get you that girl and then you keep her!

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September 7th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

“He Put His Mask On!”

This fellow (Spence Logan) hit upon a fabulous way of getting anti-maskers to put their masks on. He’s pretending that not wearing a mask is like a hankie-code flagging thing. “That’s how we win, boys, we use their toxic masculinity against them!” Pure genius:

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September 6th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Phallic Eggplants, Redux

It was five years ago that ErosBlog first covered the then-developing story of the sexualization of eggplants, to the point where the eggplant emoji was banned on Instagram. What with Rule 34 and all, it should be no surprise that by now, there is anal insertion porn of it. Bondage Blog has it:

anal eggplant insertion

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September 5th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

His Submission Will Be Filmed…And Graded

office pussy eater

Long ago, before the internet existed, I knew a woman who had an office manager job. That meant she had reasonable amounts of authority and status, but she was by no means “the boss”, especially since the office provided services for a lot of “suits” from other corporate divisions. I believe she was fed up with butt pinches and lazy passes, because she had a prominent sign in her office: “Sexual harassment attempts in this office will be reported… and they will be graded!”

dominant woman using man in suit as a footrest while texting on her phone

There’s at least a little bit of dominatrix energy there. “Pull your male bullshit in here? Me and the other office ladies will not only punish you, we will humiliate you!”

blushing man humiliated by his strap-on pegging

Of course, some guys like that. Those guys get turned over to human resources. Nobody ever got off on being investigated and fired by the HR department. I hope?

This was all so long ago, I don’t even think that office had video camera surveillance. It might have; the cams existed. But they were bulky and expensive. So I doubt it. As the world has marched along, though, cheaper and smaller cameras can now be found everywhere. They’re great for gathering evidence, but they’re also pretty excellent for deepening and prolonging a sub’s humiliation. And if that fails, there’s always blackmail, right?

lick my pussy while I film it, you groveling worm

It’s been a long time since I worked in an office. The stories I hear suggest that the most blatantly sexist bullshit has been forced underground by corporate policies with at least a few teeth. These days, men who want abuse from strong women mostly know they’re better off finding a real-world dominant mistress in their community, or camming with an online dominatrix at a site like Mistress World. That’s good, because not every woman has the status, the poise, or the economic security to assert her power in the workplace. Nor should they have to. Besides, the guys who like this sort of thing say it always works out to be a lot more fun when they actually pay for it:

femdom footjob captured on a digital camera

Messier, too!

explosive orgasm foot job while the domina films it

Image credits, from top to bottom: Office lady working hard while getting her pussy eaten is by Kerorin aka Kerolin. Unhappy mistress with phone cam, sitting on man in suit, is by Olg. Blushing man being pegged in the ass with a huge strap-on is by Or. Woman sitting on a submissive guy’s face and filming it is by Ole-M. Aloof mistress giving a footjob and documenting it with her digi-cam is by Momio. Phonecam recording of explosive footjob by a domina wearing baggy socks is by Hentaix.

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September 4th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

“Summer Nights” Kink Unlimited Labor Day Sale 2020

It’s sale time again for Kink Unlimited. By now you know the drill. If you were thinking about getting a kinky porn subscription, this is likely to be the best discount available until Halloween, or possibly Christmas. As low as $7.50 a month if you pick the right plan!

Kink Unlimited labor day sale with 50% porn discounts

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September 3rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Bare-Bottomed Tease

Spanking Blog imagined this vintage cutie as trying to tease the cameraman into giving her a spanking. Which, well, I can see, even if it’s perhaps a bit of a stretch. I can definitely see the tease in her coquettish smile. (I can also see the face of a woman I had a crush on 30 years ago, so I’m hardly immune from fanciful notions.) And her panties are half-way down…

vintage nude with a bare bottom and a teasing smile

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September 2nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Caught In His Web

 
 
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