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May 26th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

A Very Well Trained Circus Elephant

The fun thing about a circus elephant with a perverted sense of humor is that once you teach him the Marilyn Monroe flying-skirts trick, he’ll remember it for decades!

perverted circus elephant blowing up a woman's skirts

Cartoon is from the August 1949 issue of Laff magazine.

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May 24th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Three On A Beach Blanket

You know a fellow’s life does not entirely suck, when he has two curvaceous swimsuit babes competing this hard for space snuggled up to him on his beach blanket:

very friendly vintage beach threesome

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May 22nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Handjob Wives

“Sure,” she told him. “I’ll give you a handjob. But… only if my wife gets to watch!”

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May 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Caught While Virtual-Reality Masturbating

She was so lost in her virtual reality fantasy world — the swashbuckling shirtless pirate in there with the nine inch cock pushes all of her buttons — that she didn’t notice when the people she promised to go to dinner with opened the door to see if she was ready to go. She was, in fact, ready to “go” — so they got a great view her screaming, squirting orgasm!

caught masturbating with a VR visor on

Artist is Volcano (ぼるせん).

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May 17th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Why Rich Men Buy Boats

speedboat sex -- red hair and freckles -- cum on her face

Because if you can’t spurt your jizz all over a freckle-faced redhead while zooming across a lake on an expensive speedboat, what’s the point of being rich?

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May 15th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

The Turkish Bath

turkish bath ingres

I’ve felt, sometimes, that people look askance when I post so-called “fine art” here on my lowbrow sex blog. But, you know, for a lot of years, it was the only porn you could find in respectable society. Don’t believe me? Then hear it from art critic Jerry Saltz, who writes:

I remember an art-history book where – when my parents weren’t home – I’d search for nudes. That was art to me. I once masturbated to Jean-Auguste-Dominique Ingres’s 1862 The Turkish Bath.

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May 13th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Young Lesbians: They Got A Room

A friend in their dorm saw them flirting and told them to “Get a room!” So, they did just that:

lesbians got a room

Artwork is from the cover of Learning Lesbian Secrets: Girls Loving Girls.

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