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April 28th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Tentacle Sex Beasts Get Lots Of Dates

There were said to be more than 100 kinds of aliens among the members and affiliates of the Stellar Federation when the first Fed contact vessel slid into Earth orbit. By broad consensus, the big tentacle-fleshpile dudes are the ugliest. But, as they do on every world, the wiggly guys combine a startling skill at interspecies charm with an infamous degree of control over the fine morphology of their limb-tips. They get plenty of dates, and very few complaints:

tentacle sex beast with another happy customer

Artwork is by StrayPaint.

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April 25th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Stand By For Pickup

This sort of sexy nude hitchhikers photo is, I have come to recognize, something of a trope. I am not yet tired of it:

three hitch hikers wearing nothing but stockings and garter belts

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April 23rd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

A Dental Exam In The Asylum

I don’t think these standards of patient care or the specific protocols for conducting dental exams could possibly be sanctioned by the relevant regulatory bodies:

lesbian dentistry for patient in straitjacket

Photo is from Asylum, a Severe Sex Films production that was distributed for a time via Kink.com.

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April 22nd, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Their Sex Machine

This 1970s vision of a sex machine for fun-loving couples features a life-sized robot sex doll programmed with a reel-to-reel magnetic tape and tethered by wire to a power-and-logic unit the size of a washing machine. Admit it, you wouldn’t be able to keep your fingers off the “Perversion” button on the sex machine either:

stroke book sex machine art

Artwork is from the cover of The Sex Machine (SEX-107) by Burroughs Lacey. I am guessing at the late-1970s dating.

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April 21st, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Welcome To The Blowjob Cult

It turns out that there’s a little-known Catholic heresy out there. Details are fuzzy (and surely I’m no theologian) but apparently in normal practice of the communion ritual, the priest says something like “This is my body” and feeds the communicant a symbolic cracker. But, you know, a dry-ass cracker isn’t the most vivid possible symbol of the holy flesh. These heretic priests appear to have set up an earthy cult, based on the idea of offering communicants something with a bit more symbolic meat to it than the cracker has:

blowjob cult celebrates holy communion by sucking priest dick

(This photograph has been cropped, with comedic malice aforethought, from the original.)

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April 20th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

Murphy Is A “Leg Man”

Murphy might be a leg man, or he might be a stocking fetishist (the difference is subtle, but real). Either way, I think it’s safe to call this supermarket employee a minor evil genius:

supermarket for stocking lovers

The artwork (by cartoonist Mary Shaffer) is not what it might be, so it took me a moment to figure out what all the pretty housewives at their grocery shopping were doing with their skirts hiked up. A closer look at the artwork helps a lot: they are holding up the hems of their dresses to create makeshift shopping baskets:

women showing off their stockinged legs

Cartoon is from the January 1955 issue of Comedy, which was one of the many “Humorama” comics magazine imprints.

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April 19th, 2020 -- by Bacchus

“Poof!” Storage Bag Fun

The Nymph was shopping for storage bags and she alerted me to this woman on Amazon (no link, because they don’t like traffic from adult sites) who seems to be really enjoying the process of storing her bedding:

fart fetish storage bag fun

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