December 19th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Santa Claus isn’t human, but he does make mistakes. And he made a big one when he got caught making a delivery to Syren de Mer’s well-equipped dominatrix dungeon.
Hold on. On second thought, was it really a mistake? Or is Santa crazy like a fox?
Whatever else he is, Santa is almost certainly immortal. That means that a dominatrix sitting on his face doesn’t have to worry whether he can catch his breath:
A right jolly old elf he may be, but it looks like Santa still knows how to use his tongue:
And that is the story of how Syren de Mer and Santa Claus had a merry Christmas together.
Photos are from Santa Gets Got: Syren de Mer Catches Dale Savage in Her Dungeon. Thanks to Divine Bitches, which is a Kink Unlimited channel.
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December 18th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Look at him! I’m pretty sure he’s being oppressed!
I bet he’s bearing up well under all the oppression, though…
Art is by Yamashita Shun’ya.
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December 16th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
What do the fauns and nymphs get up to, there in the forest, when nobody is watching? We all know, but nobody much talks about it:
Artwork is Faun und Nymphe by Alfred Schwarzschild.
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December 15th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
There was a certain era in American publishing when front-cover nudity wouldn’t fly even in the pulps. What we got was pillows and blankets that had a frustrating propensity to always be in the wrong damn places from the point of view of the lusty male gaze:
Artwork is from The Restless Beds, via Kinky Delight.
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December 13th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
About twenty years ago, the popular press lit up with stories about a 1515 “topless Mona Lisa“, said to be by a student of Leonardo da Vinci named Andrea Salai, patterned after a now-lost nude Mona Lisa that da Vinci himself supposedly painted. They called Salai’s painting “the topless Gioconda” — that being the name of the “prim and proper Florentine housewife” who modeled for da Vinci’s famous painting.
The popular press being prudish, as it tended to be at the turn of the 21st century, those stories don’t have any images of Salai’s topless Mona Lisa. I had to go digging to find it, but digging is good. This much more recent Medium post had the image, along with an explanation of why all the press excitement is sort of bullshit. It turns out that there’s a whole genre of erotic Mona Lisa knockoff paintings, in which Salai’s exemplar is far from the best. The genre is termed “Monna Vanna” after a character in Dante Alighieri’s love poem La Vita Nuova. This anonymous 16th-century Monna Vana from the Hermitage in Russia is far better:
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December 11th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
This news is from ten years ago, but can a story about a man who commits burglary to kidnap blowup sex dolls for immoral purposes ever truly get old?
A PERVERT has twice broken into a Cairns adult shop and had sex with blow-up dolls before abandoning the vinyl vixens in a nearby lane.
However, police are on his tail, because the thief left his DNA on a doll and possible fingerprints on its face along with three other inflatable dolls and lubricants.
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The owner of the adult shop, who wished to be named only as Vogue, said that in a first unreported break-in at his recently opened shop, the doll-snatcher had stolen five dolls and had sex with one of them.
“He has been taking the dolls out the back and blowing them up and using the dolls and leaving them in the alley,” he said.
“It is totally bizarre.
“It is a real concern that someone like that is out on the street.”
Vogue said a sex toy also went missing in the second break-in and that the offender had a liking for the doll model named “Jungle Jane”, which had been taken on both occasions.
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Not content with his first two midnight liaisons, the burglar again smashed through a wall in the roof area of the shop on either Monday night or early yesterday morning but was scared off by a newly installed alarm system.
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Cairns Police District crime prevention co-ordinator, Acting Sgt Cary Coolican, said the reported offences were being investigated. Coolican said in the case of the adult shop, scientific officers had taken DNA samples, fingerprints and pictures.
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December 10th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
You know how your mother used to tell you not to swallow your chewed bubblegum? Yeah, this is why:
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