September 10th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
This is a dirty old milking machine joke that I’ve seen in various forms over the years. I rather like this particular formulation of it:
A very suggestible Wisconsin Dairy farmer watched his new electric milking machine with fascination for some weeks. At length he decided to satisfy his curiosity as to how the machine would serve as a safe and sanitary love object. Once the experiment was begun he found that he was unable to extricate himself. When his wife phoned the factory, she was told “Just keep feeding him and fanning him, lady; that machine is set for four quarts!”
The joke (or probably just this telling of it) is attributed to “Henri Beauchamp” in one of my old humor files, but that doesn’t tell me much.
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September 8th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
As mad scientists go, this basement inventor seems less crazy than most. The love machine slots ought to sell in Vegas:
Cartoon is from the March 1957 issue of Tiger magazine.
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September 6th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
She learned a long time ago that when he says “Brace yourself” he’s not kidding. Standing sex up against that fluted marble column isn’t the most comfortable position, but at least it’s not as cold as the stone floor:
Art is by Georges Pichard.
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September 4th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Ever since he woke up, Mario has been reflecting on what a terrible idea it turns out to have been to eat party pills with those extra-friendly dudes he met at the weight room:
Images are from the Italian fumetti publication Serie Blu 23: La Banda Gay.
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September 2nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus
This actress looks as if she’d be a lot happier if the neighbors wouldn’t stick their heads into her bathroom window to supervise when she’s powdering her pits:
Image is a lobby card from an early 1980s Euro softporn movie Coup De Torchon.
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September 1st, 2019 -- by Bacchus
I’m not a sports fan, but… eh what’s that you say? Women’s volleyball? Sure, I could watch that:
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August 31st, 2019 -- by Bacchus
“Hush! Don’t spook them, or they’ll charge!”
Feral lesbian art is from the cover of a vintage pulp novel called Student In Lesbos.
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