These graphic images from Alienz by the artist Depuceleur make it plain once and for all that the infamous alien anal probes are purely recreational from the alien perspective:
The unwelcome alien buttsex has got nothing at all to do with procreation. For that, they’ve got an entirely different unpleasant implantation and impregnation procedure that they like to inflict on captive Earth women:
We all love Daenerys Targaryen even if her approach to teaching dragon riding is a bit casual from a minion-safety perspective. But there’s more than one way to dragon-lady, as this lovely artwork by Leone Frollo proves:
Nuns are said to have many virtues. But when they deliver blowjobs, it’s hard to imagine that they are any more likely than other women to forgive the old “pushy hand on the back of the head” routine:
In some ways I am a cultural illiterate. When Dr. Faustus commented on yesterday’s Banana Bra post that we should “Cf. the Josephine Baker caricature in Les Triplettes de Belleville I was like “OK, fine, I’m going to have to Google all that.” Josephine Baker I knew to be a vaudevillian/stripper who made it big in Europe and with that, I was out of clues.
Ho, boy. Let’s start with her Wikipedia. If she didn’t invent the banana-as-inadequate-attire concept, she surely was its most famous popularizer, in the form of the banana skirt that took Europe by storm:
But what about Faustus’s reference? That’s to a 2003 animated movie, in which a parody of Baker’s famous dance routine is featured:
Since this is just the sort of YouTube video that’s always gone a year after I post it, here are a few more durable screenshots as well:
Those are not pesky monkeys stealing Josephine’s bananas in this last screenshot; those are tiny oppressed hungry husbands from the audience.
