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June 26th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Watching Him Get Dressed And Go

I believe we are to take this woman for a sex worker, watching her client (offstage, left) get dressed and go:

french sex worker watches her client get dressed

With the larger cartoon from Le Rire of which this is but a detail, there is both a caption and a title, in French; the Google Translate on the title is cryptic and on the caption, banal. Presumably a better understanding of them, and possibly of social signifiers in the artwork that I’m not equipped to see, would help me “get” the point of the cartoon. [Update: see the comments, where my erudite readers have taken a good whack at it.] But the room is simple, furnished only with a nice bed, booze, smokes, a wash basin, and a sponge in a basket. That much, even a century later, we understand.

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June 24th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

You Can’t Win ‘Em All

So as the story goes, an intrepid young man negotiated a date with that rarest of phenomenon, a healthy pair of conjoined twins.

After the date, his roommate asked him if they all had a good time.

“Yes and no…”

conjoined twins having a drink

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June 22nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

A Harsh Punishment For Flirtation!

This minor funny from the February 1920 Cartoons magazine shows us that some things never change:

a young girl quizzes her auntie about the punishments for flirtation

The caption reads:

Did you ever flirt when you were young, Auntie?
I’m afraid I did, my dear.
And were you punished for it?
Well — er — I married your Uncle George!

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June 20th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Breast Milk Extraction In The Future Gig Economy

In this artwork from a dystopian near future, human breast milk sales are just another gig-economy staple, not limited to already-nursing mothers with a surplus. Anybody with the right glands can take a few tailored hormone pills, put up a listing on Breastsy.milk, and start scheduling regular visits to the neighborhood extraction clinic. The new rapid extraction technology saves a lot of time but is not even remotely pleasant. It’s said to be a patented blend of vacuum, highly-variable electricity, and computer-controlled mechanical pressure, but of course the details are corporate and intensely proprietary:

shackled to a wall for her rapid but very unpleasant breast milk extraction gig

Artwork is by Nonoririn, who has a Patreon.

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June 18th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Wolfish Furry Puppygirl, 1969

At least in the fetish imagination, puppy girls and furries have been with us for quite a while. This artistic rendition of a canid (wolf? fox? regal dog?) fursuit and the pretty girl wearing it appeared in the November 1969 issue of the legendary Japanese fetish magazine Kitan Club:

puppygirl furry in realistic fursuit

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June 17th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

The Sultan Of The Kitchen

Even I had access to Johnny Logan #54 — instead of just the cover — and the ability to read Italian, I’m not sure if I would ever figure out the point of this orientalist parody art cover. But it’s definitely a take on hard-working harem women that I have not seen before:

sultan watches contentedly as three women slave away in his kitchen harem

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June 16th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

The Aliens In Her Bedroom

It didn’t take her long to figure out that if they were wearing pressure suits in her bedroom and breathing their own air, they weren’t who she was expecting. Or even from the same planet as the gentleman she was expecting:

big green men in pressure suits are not the hot date she was all dolled up and waiting for!

Via Kinky Delight.

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