January 12th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
There is a device marketed as an “oral sex toy for women” that consists of a bunch of soft mechanical tongues on a rotating wheel. The one shown here is a cheap Chinese knockoff, so I figure it’s only fair I stole their image from AliExpress:
My favorite sex toy retailer does not carry even the reputable brand of these things, which is a worrying hint — if we needed one — that the concept is dubious. But I’m not precisely equipped to evaluate the device properly myself. I did get offered review product once, but The Nymph, who would have been the product tester, made it clear that there was only one very hard way that mechanical tongues were getting near her erogenous zones:
Mind you, I didn’t necessarily consider this a deal breaker. But when I explored that line of conversation, it turns out that she was speaking entirely rhetorically. So in the end, we did not pursue the “oral sex toy for women” review opportunity.
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January 10th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
What’s a poor blonde cheerleader in Hollywood supposed to do, when she gets low on spending money? If we trust the evidence of our eyes, it seems the answer is to go up to dirty old men in ancient diesel sedans and wheedle money out of them:
In truth, this is model Byrana Holly as photographed by Tristan Kallas, linked via both of their Instagrams.
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January 9th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
I didn’t expect to encounter autofellatio in Egyptian art, but there it is! In bold inks on the funerary papyrus of Henuttawy:
The autofellatio papyrus is held in the British Museum but, of course, is not on display.
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January 8th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
For some reason — I can’t quite put my finger on it — this place with the topless grass skirt dancers is always the busiest Tiki bar in town:
Art credit goes to the cover of Goldrake #193.
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January 7th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
This ivory dildo may have belonged to a nun:
No, really! According to Dr. Lindsey Fitzharris, this is an 18th-century dildo made of ivory, with a plunger to simulate ejaculation. It was found in a convent in Paris, where it was hidden in its own cloth bag for almost 100 years in the seat of a Louis XV armchair.
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January 6th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Apparently our Middle Eastern man watching the topless belly dancer likes what he sees:
Cropped from the cover of Attualita Nera #13.
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January 5th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Ticks? Chiggers? Mosquitoes? Very small bears? Don’t worry about it, get busy and shag in the woods!
Photo is from the 1978 porn movie Hot Lunch.
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