April 14th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Patti The Underdressed Cheerleader
I don’t know about y’all, but cheerleader porn always cheers me right up. This is Patti, from a 1980s porn magazine, possibly Dutch:
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April 12th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
“Will You Have Milk In Your Tea?”
There are those who swear by the taste of human breast milk, the fresher the better:
Art is from a 1970s issue of Kitan Club.
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April 10th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Josephine Baker’s Banana Skirt
In some ways I am a cultural illiterate. When Dr. Faustus commented on yesterday’s Banana Bra post that we should “Cf. the Josephine Baker caricature in Les Triplettes de Belleville I was like “OK, fine, I’m going to have to Google all that.” Josephine Baker I knew to be a vaudevillian/stripper who made it big in Europe and with that, I was out of clues.
Ho, boy. Let’s start with her Wikipedia. If she didn’t invent the banana-as-inadequate-attire concept, she surely was its most famous popularizer, in the form of the banana skirt that took Europe by storm:
But what about Faustus’s reference? That’s to a 2003 animated movie, in which a parody of Baker’s famous dance routine is featured:
Since this is just the sort of YouTube video that’s always gone a year after I post it, here are a few more durable screenshots as well:
Those are not pesky monkeys stealing Josephine’s bananas in this last screenshot; those are tiny oppressed hungry husbands from the audience.
Thanks, Faustus!
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April 9th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
Doing The Banana Bra Boogie
Did you ever hear the phrase “It’s a dog-eat-dog world, and I’m wearing Milk-Bone underwear?” Well, I would call this “chased by monkeys while wearing a banana bra” scenario an analogous situation:
She’s never gonna outrun those monkeys!
ErosBlog readers of good memory will remember that back in 2008 we had a hapless heroine named Susie in a similar but even more dangerous situation.
April 8th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
They Were Having A Lemon Party
So these perfectly nice Canadians were having a no-shit lemon party — with actual lemons, natch! — and posting pictures of it on Twitter.
And even though they never did anything to me, I turned it into a small social media nostalgia art piece / rant in the medium of Twitter and lemon party memes.
It’s been what, 16? 17? years and I’m still fucking pissed off that the whole internet treated those three fat old gay men having a friendly fuck as if they were a cupful of battery acid dashed straight to the eyes. I’ve seen worse, children. Far, far, worse. Google “shitting dick-nipple” sometime if you doubt me. Better? Don’t. (You would need to Bing it anyway, actually; “Google it” doesn’t work any more very well for seamy-underbelly web searches. I guess that’s just another old person’s linguistic habit I’m going to have to try to unlearn. If you want to complain, you could send me a fax; the number for my fax machine is in the yellow pages.)
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April 7th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
A Photo From The Girls’ Shower, 1969
We might wish for better clarity and color fidelity in this 1960s photo of two young women using the girls’ shower in an athletic facility, but how many such photos from that era do we have to be fussy about? Not so many, really:
In truth, despite a page of nonsense and blather from the house magazine writer about the photographer getting “a sneak peek” into “a coed locker room”, it looks to me like Daring magazine simply bought a small photo set from some photographer, probably a student, who took his own two models into a campus athletic space that was otherwise not in use. The pictures appeared in the October 1969 issue.
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April 6th, 2019 -- by Bacchus
One Girl’s Dream: To Be A Call Girl
This vintage cartoon goes out to all the sex workers on my Twitter feed who are tired of being barraged with anti-sex-work propaganda, especially by that vicious slogan that goes “No little girl grows up wanting to be a [whorephobic word or phrase — anything but “sex worker”]. I can’t count how many of them have testified that it’s simply not true, and that they were excited about the prospect of having sex for money as soon as they became aware that it was a possible option.
People, this cartoon is for you:
Caption: “I don’t care if you are going to be president when you grow up… I’m going to be a call girl!”
From Spree magazine (Vol. 1, No. 8, 1959).
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