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January 25th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Roger Stone’s Richard Nixon Tattoo

On the day in which Roger Stone’s day began with the sound of an unpaid FBI SWAT team hammering at his front door in the pre-dawn darkness, it’s worth sharing more widely the curious fact that Stone has a seriously sexy Richard Nixon tattoo on his back. Tricky Dick himself, trapped and leering in stale ink on Roger Stone’s shoulderblades for all these long decades:

Richard Nixon tattoo on Roger Stone's back right between his shoulder blades

Did I say the Nixon tattoo was sexy? I didn’t just make that up. That’s Stone’s own account, and his relationship with the truth is famous! He told a female interviewer it was, her paraphrase, “a hit with the ladies,” adding (this part is a direct quote) “You’ll never meet another man with a dick in the front and a dick in the back.”

Let’s zoom in on Roger Stone’s back dick, OK? Dick, are you ready for your closeup?

closeup of the Nixon tattoo on Roger Stone between his shoulder blades

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January 24th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Fancy Brothel Date In Days Of Yore

The amenities at this fancy brothel are spare, but very classy: matched pair of sex workers, nice drapes, a plush bed to get laid upon. A silver pitcher, a single glass, and a priapic table to set them on. Just what a wealthy hedonist needs, and nothing more:

fancy brothel with two sex workers 18th century erotic art

A couple of sources say this is 18th-century erotic art, but I couldn’t nail down much provenance beyond that.

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January 22nd, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Voyeur Paradise Shower Room

My only question: what kind of pervert architect designs a voyeur paradise shower room with a damned window? And then, doesn’t even equip said window with provisions for a feckin’ curtain?

voyeur paradise shower room with a window for peeping toms

Style points for putting the soap shelf down at knee height…

Art credit goes to the cover of Corna Vissute #15.

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January 21st, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Making Pancakes The Wet And Messy Way

Is it a WAM (wet and messy) splosh party or a wholesome pancake breakfast? Only her caterer knows for sure!

wet and messy fetish breakfast: woman in bondage gear sits in pancake batter

Sadly the reverse image search engines aren’t what they used to be; I didn’t find a source for this image.

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January 20th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Steampunk Mad Science Pussy Surgery

To my modern eyes this 1970s Kitan Club bondage medical fetish illustration looks like a steampunk-inspired mad-science pussy surgery. Perhaps something to do an inflation procedure, or pneumatic adjustment of the vital essences? Vagina raising? Chi theft? It’s far from clear:

bondage pussy surgery in an erotic mad science style from Japanese fetish magazine Kitan Club

All I know is, once they start the big bellows-wheel spinning, it looks like it’s going to hurt. I hope that’s good drugs in the IV, and not just antibiotics!

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January 19th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Pleasant Peasant With Pretty Tits

Here’s a pro tip. What does it mean when the agricultural worker so poor that she’s using wooden tools is waving her pretty peasant tits at you while you drive your tank destructively across her laboriously hand-dug fields? It means you best be ducking down inside your tank and buttoning up. Because it’s a trap. It’s a distraction. Her uncle le partisan is most assuredly sneaking up on you with le cocktaile Molotov while you stare at her nipples.

pretty peasant partisan with bare tits distracting a tank driver

Art credit goes to the cover of Naja #8.

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January 18th, 2019 -- by Bacchus

Recto Rotor: “Reaches The Vital Spot!”

Like it says in the ad: “The Recto Rotor is the only device that reaches the Vital Spot effectively. No other appliance is so constructed: none other able to reach the Vital Spot to such good purpose.” Yup, this lubricating dilator (fancy butt plug) will fix your prostrate “trouble” right up, in the most pleasurable fashion! I do purely love the way early sex toys got sold right out in plain sight as quack medical devices:

recto rotor butt plug dilator and prostate massager would reach the vital spot

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