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August 5th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Sex In The Front Seat

I’m not sure how many ErosBlog readers are old enough to remember when automobiles were large enough to be considered reasonable places to “fool around” in, and social mores so tight that young unmarried people didn’t have a lot of better options. What’s more, seats didn’t usually fold or recline in those days, and there were a lot more fixed steering columns, floor-mounted stick shifts, parking brake levers, and other such impediments. No matter; lust found ways.

front seat car sex

Artwork is from the cover of a Serie Flash magazine Mr. Tir.

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August 4th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A Monster Bone

Via Kinky Delight comes this image of a naked heroine getting entirely carried away by the possibilities of monster cock. I mean, he was constructed by a dude; it’s only logical that his endowment is generous, right?

grasping Doctor Frankenstein's monster by his monstrous dick

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August 3rd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Nude Beach, Tremors-Style

They thought they’d won the lottery: the sun was warm, they had the nude beach completely to themselves, the water sparkled, the breeze was pleasant, and they didn’t have a care in the world. Nobody had warned them about the sand squids:

sand squid tentacle breeding attack on a nude beach

It’s especially clear that they failed to read the proper page in the field guide:

Species: Sand Squid
Categories: Terrestrial, Marine
Phylum: Mollusca
Range: Unknown, but has been observed in equatorial to mid-latitude coastal Pacific and Indian Oceans.
Description: Adult appears similar in length to Architeuthis, but with elevated eyes for detecting prey at the surface. Tentacles terminate in dexterous tendrils with apparent reproductive function. Differentiation of the sexes is indeterminate.
Behavior: Omnivorous and sexually predatory. May migrate from deep sea to shore, at unpredictable season and location. Chromatophores enable perfect camoflage, allowing close approach to prey, which is siezed from below sand surface.

Art is by Synthean.

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August 2nd, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Good Liquor, Dubious Men, And Unlucky Cards

I’m not sure if this vintage art photo postcard by Irina Ionesco is intended to suggest a woman on her death bed, but something about the scattered playing cards and the transparent shroud speak to me of a lifetime of utterly unrepentant hedonism:

nude reclining under a transparent shroud surrounded by playing cards

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August 1st, 2018 -- by Bacchus

We All Dreamed Of Jeannie Like This (Topless)

Nobody who ever dreamed of Jeannie during their formative years — by which I mean, nobody who ever wanked furiously to the notion of a dream-girl in a bottle who said “Yes master” and had to do whatever she was told — ever failed to imagine Jeannie wearing a whole lot less clothing. Here’s an artist reckoning of those adolescent fantasies from no less reknowned a publication than the very first issue (August 1976) of High Society magazine:

topless genie from I dream of jeannie

Art is signed “A. Sawyer 1976”.

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July 30th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

She Loves Her Plushie Panda

Plush stuffed-animal fetish, anyone? Girls who love their big beds full of stuffed animals? It’s all been around for awhile, youngsters:

nude woman kissing her stuffed panda bear

Artwork is from the cover of Panda Bear Passion (PEC 1968).

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July 29th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Hand Me Some Crisco

As I’ve noted before, kids these days (by which I mean, anybody who came of their sexual maturity post-AIDS-crisis) often don’t understand the properly-filthy connotations of a good wad of Crisco:

scooping out some crisco

From BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings.

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