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February 17th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Share Our Shit Saturday 10 #SoSS

Hey, hey, hey, it’s Saturday! Let’s Share Our Shit!

  1. There’s an ancient and high-quality link list that has been very kind to ErosBlog over the years. It’s called Indie Nudes and I literally know nothing about who runs it; they publish an email address but communicate never, at least not with me. Still, they linked to ErosBlog very early and sent good traffic when I needed it, and their other links are high quality (if sometimes dated, though I cast no stones nor aspersions on that score). I just noticed they link to a sex blog not familiar to me called Slutever that’s clearly run by people who play the marketing game at a much higher level than I do; the three women who blog at Slutever have a business representative at a talent agency, and a book, and a television show, and 33k Twitter followers, and a Facebook page with 19k likes (the which, I don’t even comprehend given the #pornocalypse). But anyway, what caught my eye was their Week In Sex link roundup. I love a good sex news link roundup; after many many years of quality product, I know for example that Violet Blue’s is always worth retweeting (and saving to read later) before I ever read it. The one at Slutever? Maybe not so much. One sentence, or two short ones, per link; the stories all pretty high-profile, the sort of thing you already saw if you use Twitter and follow sex stuff at all. If you work in insurance and Slutever is the raciest web page you read, probably useful.
  2. A few days ago I posted a Twitter-musing about an oddity of the financial-domination professionals, namely that I haven’t observed any of them to exist on Twitter without attempting to perform their professional hustle on Twitter, which is a highly toxic experience for random bystanders. This is in sharp contrast to other kinds of sex workers; for example, a great many “normal” dominatrixes exist and even market themselves on Twitter without (for example) performing histrionic misandry at high volume, even if some amount of that might happen in a session or in DMs with clients. Anyway, I’m sure it all reflects my continued failure to understand something fundamental about the financial domination kink and the profession of satisfying it. If you are like me, you may find this blog post and linked article by Susannah Breslin at least a little bit helpful, although even she forthrightly admits she’s not sure she understands it even after she wrote her article about it.
  3. My friend Dr. Faustus has, as promised, continued building out his mad-science comic Bubbles with a Chinese-language edition, as announced here.

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February 16th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

A Relaxed, Genteel Orgy

This upper-crust orgy looks just about perfect: large enough (six people) to be unequivocally an orgy, not so large as to be a circus or a series of sideshows, and best of all, everybody looks relaxed, comfortable, and as if they are enjoying themselves:

two men and four women enjoying a relaxed upper-crust orgy

This orgy illustration is by an unknown artist (thought perhaps to be Berthommé Saint-André) appearing in an edition of Pibrac: Quatrains érotiques de Pierre Louys.

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February 15th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Punishment Of A Galley Slave

 
February 14th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Hydro-Powered Breast Massagers

Check out this gallery of vintage French quack breast-enlargement devices powered by the water power from your sink! I don’t have enough French to evaluate all of the advertising claims in these vintage advertisements; I see a lot of “massosein” and a little bit of “développé” and “embellis” and quite a bit of “affirmis” but I don’t have the linguistic nuance to tell just how wildly over-the-top the false claims were for this doohickey. Knowing how similarly-useless devices were marketed in English, I’m assuming these ads are screamingly fraudulent by today’s standards, but that’s just a guess:

I’m also not sure just how old these ads might be, although I suspect someone familiar with the way French postal addresses have changed over time could probably peg it for us in the comments within a few decades.

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February 12th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

His Ace In The Hole

“And now, audience, you see why I explained that this final trick would only work if I could manage to establish a very close rapport with this lovely volunteer from the audience. For the missing ace of hearts, you see, has been hiding right here, the little rascal!”

magician pulling an ace from her pussy

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February 11th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

How To Stop A Cattle Drive

Why is Virginia Bell grinning so hugely in this photograph? Because she’s just one little woman with two huge assets, and yet somehow she’s single-handedly disrupted an entire cattle drive. Also, her skin was getting a little bit dry and chapped, but there are now so many cowboys lined up in front of her with their peckers in hand, it looks like dry skin will no longer be a problem:

virginia bell kneeling and grinning

Via Hedonix. I am pretty sure this photo is from the same series.

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February 10th, 2018 -- by Bacchus

Soup For Leatherboy

It is a truth universally acknowledged that if you keep a leather-clad boy-toy chained in your thick-walled, iron-barred stone dungeon, you’ll have to bring him the occasional bowl of soup:

femdom captor dominatrix feeds soup to her boy toy twink slave on a chain

The art is from the cover of Histoires Sanglantes #5.

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