A Scotsman On How To Treat English Girls
I laughed aloud at this cute clip of Craig Ferguson explaining to the lovely English actress Alice Eve how he likes to treat English girls. Her flirtatious titter is superb:
In the clip, Craig says: “I’ve always loved the English girls. I very much enjoy doing to them what their ancestors did to my country!”
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She’ll Wear You Out
She’s wearing black nitrile gloves and she brought a quart of lube. Honestly, dude, you better do whatever she tells you, because she can keep this up all night long and your dick cannot:
This has been circulating as an edging .gif for a few years but I don’t have a credit for it.
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Playing Pool In A Miniskirt
There may be a lot of reasons to mourn the decline in fashionability of the miniskirt, but here’s one of them: playing pool with a pretty girl was a lot more fun when you might get a good upskirt glimpse as she bent over the table to make a tricky shot.
Illustration is from the June 1968 issue of Pad magazine.
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Moment Of Joy #19
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the paranormal erotica heroine who, in a fit of pique, told off the male protagonist and romantic lead by spitting “Bite me!” at him.
And then, a beat later, her consternation — as she realizes she just said “bite me” to a man who is urbane and sophisticated and attractive but above all else, he’s an 800-year-old VAMPIRE.
Oopsie!
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Tentacle Dreams
Do you have a tentacle monster that lives under your bed and comes out when you sleep? Because she does!
From Boli Blog.
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Throwing A Big Dick
What happens when you turn topless porn stars Summer Brielle and Destiny Dixon loose in a pottery studio with a lot of wet clay? Of course they’re going to try and make a huge ceramic dildo:
From a 2013 Brazzers shoot called Big Tits At School that’s also available on the 2014 Brazzers After School Special DVD.
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