March 23rd, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Wolf Rider
This peaceful wolf-riding nude lady apparently appears as part of the exterior sign of a pub in Tallinn called the Hell Hunt:
Another view appears here.
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March 21st, 2017 -- by Bacchus
MacPlaymate: She Lives!
Not quite a year ago, a computer collector picked up an early 1990s Macintosh SE off of Craigslist that still worked (more or less) and when he did, he discovered a working copy of an 1986 computer sex game on it called MacPlaymate. He wound up posting about 18 good screenshots to Imgur (backup Internet Archive link here) with his own commentary, which is worth your time if you find this sort of thing as interesting as I do.
I must admit the existence of MacPlaymate is not news to me. I never owned a Mac, but I saw this program in my college dorms, being assiduously “played” for hours at a time on Macs owned by others. I can’t say I ever got closer than the doorways of the dorm rooms where these Macs were situated — and it was often hard to see exactly what the Mac-owners in question and their leering cronies were laughing about — but I got glimpses.
As you can see, our intrepid collector got a lot more than glimpses, and in fact he did a creditable job of documenting this sex game. Hats (and stuff) off to him!
March 20th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Inspecting The Merchandise
Is he the bagman, skeptical about whether she’s in good enough condition that he should turn loose of a substantial ransom? Is he a cold-hearted trafficker, weighing a potential purchase? Is he the money man being asked to invest in a sleazy underground porno film in which she is expected to star? So many questions! All we know for sure is that he’s a hard man, inspecting her like she’s merchandise:
The artwork is a detail from this painting by famous pulp artist Mort Kunstler.
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March 19th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Nude Swim Scene Cut From 1934 Tarzan Movie
In 1934, this athletic nude swimming scene appeared in at least some versions of Tarzan and His Mate, prior to all the versions being ordered censored by the Hayes Commission:
My favorite part is where Maureen O’Sullivan says “Darling, you’re very… {bubbling noises}“.
According to the YouTube post:
The scene was banned by the Hayes commission in 1934 for indecency. It was not restored to the film until the 1990’s when Turner Classics bought the film rights. Maureen O’Sullivan, aka “Jane”, (Mia Farrow’s mother) was a good swimmer but not THAT good. She had a body double who, along with Weismuller, was an Olympic swimmer in her own right.
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March 18th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Not Quite A 3D-Printed Butt Plug
Back in 2013 I spent a bit of time and effort razzing the Thingiverse people for their adult-hostile terms of service, which at the time (I haven’t checked back in with them subsequently) contained the usual butt-covering boilerplate tending to suggest they’d probably forbid sex toys if anybody could figure out how to to print some body-safe ones (said not to be possible with the 3D printers and feedstocks then available). There’s not much sign that anything has changed at Thingiverse or with the technology of 3D printing, but one entertaining “not a sex toy, just a joke” design has popped up on Thingiverse that may amuse this readership. Behold the GoPro Body Mount by Peterthinks:
Peterthink’s official summary and post-print instructions read:
This started as a joke… it still is really. Print at your own risk, use at your own risk. Any day I don’t make the internet a little weirder is a waste of a day.
Print it, attach camera, insert, film event.
Evidently the bodysafe issue still looms large with 3D printables, however; because when a couple of commenters begin discussing potential practical solutions including acetone washes and silicone dips, Peterthink comes back with a more emphatic disclaimer:
This will never be safe to use. It’s just a joke. Print it, give it as a gift and get a laugh.
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March 17th, 2017 -- by Bacchus
Bad Djinn
If you read your folklore with care, the Djinn (genies) aren’t happy helpmates just waiting for someone to rub their lamp so they can cheerfully serve. No, they are more like vile demons, bound with great difficulty and serving with utmost trickery, deep reluctance, and vast menace. Handle them wrong and they could be very dangerous indeed. I’m thinking somebody did a low-quality job of getting this old boy stuffed into his lamp in the first place, and now Our Heroine is not getting any of the three wishes she had in mind:
Artwork is by Steve O. Reno.
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