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January 28th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Washing Her Well

 
January 27th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Enemas For Everybody

Some of the art choices on this pulp cover are pretty funny. For one thing, his enema nozzle seems very erect, don’t you think? And for another, aren’t her panties somewhat in the way for a procedure of this nature?

enema book cover art

This is a detail from the cover of Water Power: Enemas for Pleasure And Punishment.

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January 26th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

The Importance Of Dick

Rain DeGrey has some thoughts about the all-surpassing importance (or not) of a hard dick:

Folks? It isn’t all about the dick. The dick has a mind of its own. You can not control the dick. It will be hard, soft, semi, working, ignoring you, hard as a rock in front of your grandma at Christmas and squishy pudding in front of that hot girl that you crave sawing in half with your cock. It is not to be counted on.

But men can’t talk about these things. As far as they can tell, they are the only ones with a dick that they can’t control. Every other male out there is just a rampant battering ram that is busy tattooing his initials on every available cervix.

Us women? We know better. We are the ones hanging out with the cock, we know how it goes. We don’t stress on dick half as much as men do. I have seen dick in all of its states. And I love it every which way. If you are not presenting as a battle ax ready to do some serious damage, you have fingers, tongues and best of all, your mind. Get creative! Free yourself from the limits of the cock box. There is more to you than just a dick.

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January 25th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

The Boys Who Pull Her Hair

dragged out of her house by her hair

The “dragged by her hair” photo above has been used all over the web to make an impressive variety of mostly-misogynist visual memes. But Erectus tracked down the true source, at author Tawna Fenske’s blog post titled The boys who live with me and pull my hair:

Another time I decided I wanted a photo of me being dragged by the hair to accompany my final Debutante Ball blog post. A friend offered to snap the picture and approached one of the housemates to assist.

“Would you mind grabbing Tawna by the hair and pretending to drag her out the door while I take a picture?” he asked.

The housemate shrugged. “Sure, as long as you hurry up,” he said. “I don’t want to miss the sunset.”

The phrase, “what for?” never crossed his lips.

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January 24th, 2016 -- by Bacchus

The Best Discount On Hogtied.com

Do you pay for your porn?

You should pay for your porn, especially if you like it fresh and hot and new. And if you do pay for your porn, you may be aware (at least vaguely) that porn pricing can be somewhat arcane and hard to figure out.

The same porn site may have half a dozen offers at different pricing with different terms. You can pay for a month with automatic rebilling, sometimes there’s an initial discount that goes away when the rebilling kicks in, you can pay for three months or six months (with or without rebilling, depending on the offers available), you can pay for a year, sometimes (though rarely) you can even buy a lifetime membership. Further complicating matters is that not every pornsite shows every offer to each customer who lands on the “buy now” page. The prices you see may depend on who sent you, or (more precisely) on the codes used to build the links you followed. And so it is that porn consumers, like consumers everywhere, are sometimes forced to wonder whether they are getting the best price. And that’s where pages like Hogtied Discount at the Discounted Porn site come into play:

hogtied.com discounts page at Discounted Porn

The Discounted Porn people are doing their best to relieve you of that uncertainty, by building pages for each of the most popular porn sites that break down all of the available offers and present you with the best price at the cheapest discount. Right now for Hogtied.com, that turns out to be a $14.16-per-month offer that compares very favorably (a 53% savings!) with the regular $29.95 monthly price.

Of course there are also full reviews of the sites on offer and some other useful porn-consumer information. Enjoy!

discounted porn

 
January 23rd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Undressed By Miss Goldie

This is precisely the sort of photograph that allows me to predict the future:

Alexia Gold removing a dude's pants

My prediction? Dude, Alexia Gold aka “Miss Goldie” is about to take your pants off. You’re not going to object. After that, the possible futures diverge, but in all of them, her face ends up kinda messy.

Photo credits: Velvet Ecstasy.

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January 22nd, 2016 -- by Bacchus

Grassy Splendor

You want to talk about splendor in the grass, it might look something like this:

ready for sex in the grass

This is uncredited artwork from that browser-based Sex Gangsters game.

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