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The Sex Blog Of Record
October 11th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Rule 34 is real. If a thing exists, there is porn of it. No exceptions. And it turns out that hot Mormon girls are no more immune to the rule than anybody else. MormonGirlz is a website featuring young LDS ladies breaking the law of chastity (most typically with each other) for your viewing pleasure. In one recent update (look for “Sister Davis & Sister Price, Washing And Anointing”) two devout members of “the church of sexy saints and latter-day sinners” get sidetracked by lesbian lust during something called the endowment ceremony:
The endowment is a symbolic journey, during which temple-goers are introduced to a room the represents the celestial kingdom. Before they are endowed, they are washed and anointed with consecrated oil. The person being anointed is completely nude except for an open robe that the person performing the ordinance lifts to anoint the breast, the belly and the loins. On this occasion, Sister Price will be washing and anointing her companion, Sister Davis. Davis knows Price wouldn’t dare violate the holy temple with impure thoughts or deeds, but when she’s standing in from of Sister Price, totally nude, with goosebumps from the cold and her nipples rigid from rubbing against her robe, she can’t think of anything but the taste of her companion’s wet pussy.
Sister Price puts a little oil on her fingers and begins the ritual. She explains the washing and anointing, then touches Sister Davis’s forehead and eyes, pronouncing a blessing on each. When she gets to her huge, perfect breasts, she forgets her lines and starts to grope them…
By the time Sister Price reaches Sister Davis’s loins, they both know where this is going. Sister Price lets her hand linger on her companion’s pussy. She runs her hand up her thigh and then rubs her crotch. She gets on her knees to bless her legs and feet, and Sister Davis decides it’s time to get things started. She puts a hand on Sister Price’s head and guides it up into her pussy…
Now tell me truly, people: when was the last time you saw pleated skirts in a porn?
You are welcome.
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October 10th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
It’s really hard for somebody to be a great dancer without them also presenting to the world as a highly sexual being. This, we non-dancers imagine, is the sort of thing that goes on non-stop in the back room at every dance studio in the world:
Artist not known.
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October 9th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
I think in this photograph Tommy Pistol is probably explaining (or would that be mansplaining?) to Juliette Marsh that he’s about to fuck her mouth, and so she might as well arrange her lips in a vertical configuration like the lips on her pussy:
More here.
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October 8th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
And then there are the erotic drawings that come without any meaningful provenance, known or readily discoverable. I’d like to know more about this unusual couple, but I do not:
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October 7th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
And you thought your job sucked? How would you like to be on the Chinese “security” team that got forced to inspect the anuses of 10,000 pigeons?
About 10,000 pigeons released in a ceremony for China’s National Day underwent unusual scrutiny, each having its feathers and anus checked for dangerous materials, state-run media has said, reflecting government concerns over possible attacks.
The symbols of peace were released at sunrise on Wednesday in Beijing’s symbolic heart of Tiananmen Square in a ceremony for the October 1 holiday to celebrate the 65th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China.
Beijing domestic security police officer, Guo Chunwei, was quoted in the Jinghua Times as saying workers checked the wings, legs and anus of each pigeon ahead of time to ensure they were “not carrying suspicious material”.
Life in a paranoid police state, it’s hard on pigeons and other living things.
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October 6th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
Are you a size queen? Or a size king? Or is your social-climbing lust for a really big butt plug satisfied by the fat schlong of a mere knight? However full you like it, these monster buttplugs shaped like chess pieces should stuff you up nicely:
As the description has it:
It’s good to be the King! The Maximus King Pleasure Dong from NS Novelties is truly the ruler of every orifice. This enormous monster dildo is sculpted in smooth black Thermoplastic Elastomer (TPE) that’s phthalate-free, soft to the touch, yet sturdy to the core. Its wide, flat base allows for secure surface mounting. This is one giant slab of extreme punishing power, made for those who believe that bigger is always better!
The Maximus series – King, Queen and Knight – consists of waterproof and hand-washable pieces of massive sensual art in three distinctive designs. Compatible with all silicone and water-based lubricants, these huge, sleek, pleasurable brutes are ready for action when size really matters.
A true size queen, the Maximus Queen Pleasure Dong is built to give any orifice the royal treatment – no matter how tight a fit. This segmented, enormous monster features an even wider center circumference than our Maximus King & Knight dildos, and the Queen’s wide, flat base allows for secure surface mounting. Stout and smooth with a thick round head, this big, brutal monarch demands absolute obedience.
The Maximus Knight Pleasure Dong is a big, black knight who’s on a fearless crusade to fill every nook and cranny. This fat, rounded shape has a thick circumference that even exceeds that of the enormous Maximus King dildo. This heavy, sturdy invader is jelly-soft to accomodate internal contours, with a wide, flat base for secure mounting. Sometimes there’s no substitute for size!
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October 5th, 2014 -- by Bacchus
According to Naked Protesters, this is from a 1980s Dutch porn magazine. An artifact from a past that got a different future than we did, I am thinking.
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