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January 6th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

A Fundament Of Note

I suppose it’s only to be expected in bottom-oriented spanking porn from whatever era, but this vintage drawing by Georges Topfer seems notable to me because the bottom being unwillingly presented for punishment is not tiny in the modern style. The woman is not drawn as obese, but there’s still plenty to whip:

big booty woman gets a whipping

From the Spank Slaves spanking links blog.

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January 4th, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Sexy Car Commercials

They’ve been making sexy car commercials a long time, eh?

sexy car commercial

From an ad for the 1963 Dodge Polara as seen at Kinky Delight.

 
January 3rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Blogging For Momentary Effect

One of the many ways Bruce Sterling is brilliant is his ability to churn out useful analogies. In this interview he explains the ephemeral nature of blogging in a way that resonates strongly with me:

I’m a blogger and I’m very keen on randomly-assembled narrative chunks, but I’ve always known that blog content has a short shelf-life. It’s like doing stand-up comedy.

Just so. I take him to mean that a blog post has a moment and a context and an intended audience. Even if it “works” on the moment it’s delivered, it isn’t designed or intended to make sense or offer amusement a year later. Sometimes, though serendipity, it may; but that’s neither the intention nor (usually) the outcome.

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January 3rd, 2013 -- by Bacchus

Brigitte Bardot Sorts Her Paparazzi Problem

Looks like a difficult photo to survive taking:

Brigitte Bardot firing a water-cooled machine gun

That’s Brigitte Bardot at the gun and Jeanne Moreau prettily protecting her hearing.

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December 31st, 2012 -- by Bacchus

His Favorite Fuck-Hole

So I saw this line on a raunchy porn Tumblr somewhere:

My favourite fuck-holes, in order of preference: MOUTH, ASSHOLE, then PUSSY.

And it made me feel…old.

You know why?

Because I am old, would be the flip answer; though in fact I’m only just sorta middle-aged. But what I mean is, I’m old enough to remember when being “all about the pussy” was a defining character of manliness. Hookers were still using “Greek” as a euphemism for anal sex between a man and a woman, and it was expressly because of the reputation the classical Greeks had for man-on-boy anal. Men could get blowjobs but you didn’t admit to licking pussy (sissy!) or wanting to fuck your woman up the butt. If you wanted to put it up her ass, the thinking was, it was because you were a closet homo without even the courage to try it with a man.

So I saw that quote on that Tumblr and it was a “wow, the world really has changed” moment for me. Which of course it has. The discourse about sex of all kinds the internet has enabled has radically changed our sexual world.

 
December 30th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Veterinary Tool? Or Sex Toy?

I’m pretty sure this object was not designed for use as an anal speculum for humans:

huge anal speculum

But we are the inventive monkeys, right?

From Electrosluts.

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December 29th, 2012 -- by Bacchus

Hot Cougar Action And How To Get It

As always, we start with the basics. Boys, pay attention:

If you want some hot cougar action, pull up your pants, please!

That’s Nina Hartley as quoted by Carol Queen.

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