March 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
This infographic pretty much nails the underwear selection process at our house. Or, at least, it nails mine pretty well. The Nymph’s flowchart is, I think, somewhat different from this one; her underwear selection process follows some similarly lengthy and slow-to-execute algorithm, but in fairness there’s less buying of new stuff on her flowchart.
From C-Section Comics.
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March 28th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
There’s a post at The Dirty Normal asking about autoerotic asphyxiation, and whether it’s just a man thing or whether women ever do it.
However, please do not forget: as Emily says, autoerotic asphyxiation is “REALLY DANGEROUS and boys die from it.”
Comments are off on this post in order to concentrate any discussion in Emily’s comment thread.
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March 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
I knew there was a 1970s movie called If Don Juan Was A Woman. I did not know (until Kinky Delight posted the still) that it starred Brigitte Bardot and Jane Birkin:
Yum.
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March 27th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
If giving a blowjob is a “job” as the name implies, then here’s a woman who is supremely happy in her work. And who doesn’t love that?
(Backup link — because, y’know, Tumblr — here.)
March 25th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
As I mentioned last time, ErosBlog will be ten years old in October. So I’m rooting through the archives on an occasional basis to pull together some “best of” posts. Today’s list is from 2003, if you can remember that far back:
- I think this may have been the first post where I really started defending porn on the basis of its genuine utilitarian benefits: Bacchus on Porn
- An object lesson on photoshopped porn: Alas, Fun With Photoshop
- This was the post where I learned the vital lesson that no matter how obscure ErosBlog was then or is now, if you say something about a named person on the internet, they may just show up in your comments to remonstrate with you about what you said. Also: never have felt the same about citrus fruit after this. Got Orange Juice?
- Was this the first of many many times I linked one of Dan Savage’s Savage Love columns? I think it might be. Also notable for my cynical joke about marriage: Let’s Not Make This Harder Than It Needs To Be
- I tried then and I try now to stay away from war and politics, but it’s impossible to talk about sex at any great length without war and politics creeping into the discussion. Early in the Iraq war, I had this to say on the sexualization of artillery: Money Shot.
- It’s really a bad idea to let me start tinkering with old song lyrics. Bill Grogan’s Girl
- I didn’t say so at the time, but the reason I posted this artwork was that it reminded me strongly of an unattainable girl I had a crush on in college: Veil Dancer
- The first dirty joke I both heard and comprehended back when I was just a sprout. Illustrated: What’s Better Than Two Roses On A Piano?
- Sex news you can actually use! If you’re flexible enough, that is: Interview With An Autofellator
- This may be the first post in which I started failing to conceal my somewhat radical views on the toxicity of the traditional cubical-rat wage economy: Work Is The Curse Of The Drinking Class
- I’m still a little reticent by modern sex blogging standards, but in the early days of this blog I revealed astonishingly little about my own thinking on sexual matters. Here’s an early departure from that policy: Olfactory Delights
- Why I hate warning pages, adult verification check-the-box traps, and anything else that interferes with the smooth operation of hyperlinking technology. Yeah, it’s a little bit political. THIS Is The Culture War?
- One of my very rare forays into the provision of safer sex information, along with the reason why they are so rare: Soon To Be A Daddy
- How long have I hated the “NSFW” label? Forever: Safe To Cuddle
- This is still one of the best spam emails I ever got: Found Poetry
- The dirtiest little yellow animated smile icon I ever saw. All these years later, yup it still is: Raunchiest Smiley Ever
- There were other memorable posts in 2003, but none more momentous. Here’s the very first post on ErosBlog mentioning The Nymph, with whom I was then carrying out a nascent internet romance via email and ICQ. At the time of this post there had been four phone calls. Less than four months later, we were living together. Today? Still together, still very happy with each other. Never let anybody tell you that you can’t find true love over the internet! The Nymph In My Net: Beginnings
- For as long as I’ve been sex blogging, the gender imbalance among sex bloggers has been noticeable. Here’s one theory about it: Men And Sex Blogs
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March 24th, 2012 -- by Bacchus
My first thought when I saw this vintage photo (here) was that it was one of the standard old racist tropes that used to be so common in “inter-racial” porn. You know the one, hulking brute black beast ravishing the very flower of white femininity, blah blah blah, somebody gotta swoon, somebody gotta die.
And then I saw the position of her left hand. She’s reaching for him, in a gesture that’s in no way defensive. Still calculated — as racialized porn almost always was until surprisingly recently — to offend the ignorant, but in a rather different (and to my taste, rather more pleasant) manner.
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March 23rd, 2012 -- by Bacchus
Elena the cave-girl hasn’t seen another human being since she got lost during the migration of her clan when she was very small. She survives on nuts and berries and wild grains and the small animals she can catch in her snares. But she hates to kill the furry creatures, and takes no more of than she needs. A bunny-fur bra is emphatically not among her needs:
Picture credit: Met Art.
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