September 6th, 2007 -- by Bacchus
Motor Scooter With Benefits
I’m not sure it’s possible to be pimpin’ on a motor scooter. But if it’s possible, this guy’s on the trail of how to do it:
Looks like he’s enjoying the ride, too.
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Hmmm…this picture has been floating around the internet for years. I mention this because the versions of this picture that I’ve seen did NOT include a prominent bulge in the man’s pants. It looks like someone Photoshopped it during its travels across the internet.
If I come across the bulgeless image again, I’ll send it in for comparion’s sake.
Reminder from the ErosBlog FAQ:
“Also, we don’t play the “Is it real or is it Photoshop?â€? game here, because (a) comments that a photo is not real tend to expressly or implicitly imply that the commenter is smarter and more perceptive than whoever posted the photo, which is rude, and (b) such comments lead to flamewars because everybody has an opinion, but nobody has any data. Even a friendly reservation (â€?I’m not sure if that’s real, but if it is…â€?) will often get moderated, because it invites twenty-seven unwelcome comments on the “real or Photoshopâ€? topic.)”
Lurking, I’m trying and failing to find a nice way of saying “Well, duh.” The chance of that photo NOT being a photoshop are damned slim, and the ErosBlog audience is pretty sophisticated about understanding these things, it doesn’t need to be said each time. I posted that pic for its humor, not its truth.
Real or not that’s still the first time a motor scooter has ever hit me as being totally badass. Leave it to the people of what I’m guessing is Taiwan to make transportation sexy.
This man seriously needs a Vespa.
At least he is wearing protection.
I know I failed miserably at making some sort of snappy comment about the chickens in the basket and protection of a helmet on his head.
IMO – the bulge actually appears to be the crease of his pants. Dont you people ever take a look at how your pants crase when you sit down? There is always the bulge that the zipper makes, due to it being different from the fabric.
I hadn’t even noticed the bulge until it was pointed out in the comments. Does this make me (a) unobservant or (b) naive?
On the practical side, if the guy and the girl and the chickens had to get somewhere and this was the only transportation available, how would they have better done it? She couldn’t very well sit on the chickens (ouch, feathers in the fanny, not fun), and this way they’re pretty balanced. Makes perfect sense to me. But then again, I’ve got a head cold so my faculties are dulled.
Clever mode of transport.. >;)