Tinker Bell, Pollinator
Did you know that Tinker Bell was a pollinator? Because I did not. I should have known, because most small colorful flying things are. But it hadn’t occurred to me:
Artwork is by RatedEHC.
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December 11th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Tinker Bell, PollinatorDid you know that Tinker Bell was a pollinator? Because I did not. I should have known, because most small colorful flying things are. But it hadn’t occurred to me: Artwork is by RatedEHC. Similar Sex Blogging: December 9th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Load Up! Couples Humor In The TikTok AgeThere’s a joke making the rounds on social media just now. I won’t call it misogynistic, although you might. It references the “women in the kitchen” patriarchal gender role stereotype for sure, but it’s self-referentially ironic: the teller knows he’s acting like a caveman, and usually he’s inviting or accepting performative backlash from the woman at the butt of the joke as part of the humor. Short interactive video humor in the TikTok age is fucking complicated! So many layers of staging and complicity and performance and irony and pretended outrage, all of it layered into a few seconds and encoded in subtle variations of facial reaction and vocal tone. It’s terrible when it goes wrong, but a joyous art form when all goes well. And like most art, there’s gonna be people who admire the best examples of it, and other people who think it’s uniformly terrible and/or a morally-suspect enterprise. Like I said: complicated! Anyway, this joke usually develops on video as the camera approaches a woman in her kitchen, with soapy hands, at the sink. Male voiceover asks “What do they call it when a man comes inside his wife without a condom?” After a suitable comedic pause, which may or may not be extended by the woman giving a straight line like “I don’t know, what?” the man will say “Loading the dishwasher!” And then, usually, a moment of camera chaos as she performatively throws something at him while he ducks and dodges. See also: “There’s a sale on dishwashers at Home Depot.” Similar Sex Blogging: December 7th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Pleasure After PunishmentIn the science fiction and BDSM erotica short story Punishing His War Bride by Sue Lyndon, our heroine has to her own surprise settled into a happy marriage with her stern and demanding alien husband, notwithstanding that she was basically awarded to him as tribute after Earth lost an interstellar war. When she breaks one his important rules, he spanks her harshly (of course). But then after that, it’s time for the punishment anal that she likes even more than he does:
Similar Sex Blogging: December 5th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Nothing Wrong With Porn, DammitIt’s really common — especially among people who are still trying to reason with the unfeeling prudish moderation robots of porn-hostile social media — to argue that a certain thing is not porn, but art. Any time you hear that argument, remember that the speaker is off the bubble and has lost the plot. Anything can be porn. A watercolor painting of an elbow. It doesn’t matter. ANYTHING. The important thing is that there’s nothing wrong with porn. Trying to shame social media owners into changing the nipple-shy behavior of their bots only proves that you’ve been seduced into division. “My tasteful photos are erotica, or art, or a lunch menu; it’s your stinky stuff that’s porn.” If you’re not defending porn with your whole chest, you aren’t in the fight. Similar Sex Blogging: December 4th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Fatal Distraction: BreastsWhen it’s genuinely important that a man not glance to his right before a plot-critical knife-wielding assassin can strike, only one thing will do. No, make that two things, both of them breasts: Image is from the 1962 sexploitation movie Surftide 77, which got a promising capsule review in the Fall 1964 issue of Focus On magazine:
Similar Sex Blogging: December 1st, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Banging The MilkmaidThis farmer’s flat expression does not, in my opinion, reflect an appropriate degree of appreciation for the plundering he is currently enjoying of his submissive milkmaid’s ample curves. She, on the other hand, is clearly rather into it: Artwork is by the French artist Garnon. Similar Sex Blogging: |