December 14th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
This amusing panel is … and I find irony in the titling — from a comic called Co-Eds Ultra:
Speech bubble says “Gloria, what are you doing? I thought you didn’t like cock! I thought you were an ultra-feminist!”
December 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Tweet of the day, in re: the Hitachi Magic Wand and its uses:
From now on, using my hitachi shall be dubbed “roasting my marshmallow”.
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December 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
It’s not clear whether this is a fitting or an un-fitting, but when it comes to chastity belts, the official ErosBlog policy is that unfittings are always more fun. Say hello to Mr. “This isn’t a barrier, it’s a professional challenge!” Blacksmith:
From Bondage Blog.
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December 9th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
You’d think this was right up there with superfluous “Warning: Do not apply this air nailer to your scrotum” stickers, but apparently not. The CDC has found it necessary to warn against castrating lambs with one’s teeth:
During June, two men had reported onset of symptoms compatible with campylobacteriosis. Both patients had diarrhea, and one also had abdominal cramps, fever, nausea, and vomiting. One patient was hospitalized for 1 day. Both patients recovered without sequelae. During June, both patients had participated in a multiday event to castrate and dock tails of 1,600 lambs. Both men reported having used their teeth to castrate some of the lambs. Among the 12 persons who participated in the event, the patients are the only two known to have used their teeth to castrate lambs.
I can only imagine that this is a sort of rural rite of passage, like the crab boat greenhorns on The Deadliest Catch who are encouraged to bite the heads off the bait herrings. But still: bad idea.
Spotted by Charlie Stross.
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December 7th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Between this:
and this:
one might reasonably expect to see a bit of this:
But you probably wouldn’t expect all of this!
(Images are from Bound Gangbangs.)
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December 6th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Found here.
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December 6th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
So, ErosBlog has a long-in-time but small-in-number history of posts about people who stick beads (or other small objects) under the skin of their penises:
Lumpy Spotted Dick
The Feel Of The Bumpy Cock
Beads Inserted For Her Pleasure
If you look at those posts, you’ll find commenters chiming in with various additional examples and cultural accounts describing or attempting to explain the practice. For instance:
Yakuza [Japanese gangsters] have a long tradition of inserting pearls neath the skin of the penis. When in gaol, they slit one in for each year of incarceration.
The nifty thing about (sub)cultural practices, though, is the way they tend to travel. Imagine my bemusement at discovering this link (via Tiny Nibbles, thanks Violet!):
Subcutaneous Penile Insertion of Domino Fragments by Incarcerated Males in Southwest United States Prisons: A Report of Three Cases
In each case, an incarcerated Hispanic male or fellow inmate filed a domino into a unique shape for placement under the penile skin. Utilizing the tip of a ballpoint pen or a sharpened shard of plastic to create a puncture wound, each man inserted the domino fragment into the subcutaneous tissue of the penis…
