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May 19th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Camera Phone Self-Portraiture

From the department of Yur Doin It RIGHT, Akshully: a very nice cell phone self-portrait.

 
May 18th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

ZOMG, It’s An Anal Pear!

Yup. I’m not kidding. Now you can buy a genuine anal pear device:

lockable anal pear in modern chrome steel

I didn’t think anybody had made one of these since they put down the Spanish Inquisition. But I suppose it was inevitable. Check out the flowery ad copy they are using to sell it with:

Sometimes, you want others to know that your ass is off-limits. One glance at the Ultimate Asslock in use will be enough to let others know move on – this ass is spoken for! Simply insert this steel piece of botany into your back door and widen its petals to blossom while inside you to achieve a truly unique feeling of fullness.

Truly unique, they say! Do you figure? Say, maybe that’s why they used to call the spiky priest-approved version of this thing “the pear of anguish.”

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May 17th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

A Little Breast-On-Breast

Cartoon nipple-rubbing goodness — doesn’t it brighten your day?

two girls rubbing their nipples together comic

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May 15th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Tahiti: Wish You Were Here

I love the old South Pacific vintage snapshots of the friendly and uninhibited locals:

topless south pacific woman

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May 13th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Proud Of What She’s Got

 
May 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Towelling Off After Her Bath

Of course it’s imperative that she dry herself very thoroughly:

woman drying herself by flossing a towel vigorously between her legs

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May 12th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Blue Eyed Beefcake, Bummer About The Bedding

Blue-eyed beefcake! From a 1972 Queen’s Quarterly magazine:

naked man on a long-out-of-style striped bedding set

As seen on BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings, may they never flag, via Kinky Delight. (BJ is a rock among sex bloggers; he’s been blogging steadily since 2001.)

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