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May 10th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

“Smile And Wave, Boys…”

Madagascar was one of those movies I had to see because other people wanted to see it. And I found it mostly annoying. But I loved the militaristic comedy penguins, and especially their willingness to brazen their way through the most absurd moments with a simple “Smile and wave, boys, smile and wave!”

penguin assault

These very friendly cosplayers turned up here.

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May 9th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

A Very Special Bra

Just about the kinkiest bra I’ve ever seen:

kinky bondage leather bra and collar

Sorry, I don’t know who makes it or where you can get one. :(

 
May 7th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Mother And Daughter Flashing For Beads

I found this on Tumblr under the heading “Mother and daughter at Mardi Gras.” It’s a different world when the parades start to rumble:

mother and daughter showing their tits together at mardi gras

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May 5th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Sorry I’m Late

“I’m sorry I got here late. I had to stop and help a couple of girls get over a fence.”

 
May 5th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Glitter Puking On Your Cyberskin

So I just got done reading the latest hilarious rant from the latest sex-toy-reviewing blogger to publicly get fed up and acknowledge that EdenFantasys.com sucks. These rants are becoming a sort of sex-blogging literary sub-genre, with an astonishing degree of passion, detail, and variety. This one is Glitter Puke: Why I left EdenFantasys. Two paragraphs in particular caught my eye; the first involves how they handle a reviewer’s materials preferences:

Then, I started looking for toys to review. EFs review program, in theory, would work great, as your rank in the community (based on activity and other users’ ranking of your reviews) would determine what price range of toys you could request. I started to get irritated, however, when I noticed stuff made of fucking jelly rubber and cyberskin bullshit show up in my search results even after I had it blacklisted in my material preferences. What the fuck, EF? Do you think I just won’t notice? Given that the material and cleaning of the toy is an entire section of the review, what the everloving hell do you want me to say? “THIS IS GREAT EXCEPT YOU HAVE TO USE IT WITH A CONDOM OR IT’LL FUCK YOUR SHIT UP HERPADERP.”

And then there was this, which gave me a rare and genuine loud LOL:

Now, several people before me have made thoughtful, in-depth, highly pissed-off posts about the site and its unethical business practices, as well as how it treats its staff and contributors. Since they’ve taken care of that part for me, I’m going to dig into my other problem with these people: the fact that whoever started this place COULDN’T FUCKING SPELL. SERIOUSLY, IT’S BASIC FUCKING GRAMMAR. I-E-S, IS IT THAT GODDAMN HARD?

I swear, it’s given me physical pain every time I’ve had to type that URL. Preach it, sister!

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May 4th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

The Cyclist And Her Panties

I don’t know about you, but if I saw this on the street, it would certainly brighten my day:

a flash of her panties and bottom

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May 4th, 2011 -- by Bacchus

Shooting With Max Hardcore

Here at ErosBlog I’ve got a long tradition of linking to models who describe what it’s like to shoot porn for and with various (typically controversial) pornographers. I think it’s inherently interesting, because performing in porn is one of those activities the reality of which tends to be very different from people’s preconceived notions; and, I think it’s worthy, because knowing something about how your porn is made is the most effective prophylaxis against consuming unethical porn, as I first discussed in my 2005 post Evil Porn Werewolf Enslavers Debunked.

Other posts in this genre have included:

Shooting For Kink.com
The Ginger Went Up Her Butt
Loving Kink.com
Adele Haze Caned By Werewolves

Today’s entry in the series consists of this fascinating interview at Conflicted EXXistence with May Ling Su about her positive experience shooting with the infamous Max Hardcore (aka Prisoner #44902-112):

ML: What I’m super curious about in this interview is your work a few years ago with the now-infamous, now-incarcerated-for-distributing-“obscenity” Max Hardcore. You must have trusted him a lot, since you shot with him the same day you met him, at AVN. Can you tell us how that came about?

MLS: I’d seen some of Max Hardcore’s porn before I met him in person. My husband had some and I thought it was outrageous. Never seen anything like it. Watching it made me nervous, and honestly it turned me on. So when I saw him at AVN I recognized him and chatted him up. My husband was with me, so I was partly showing off in front of him. I just blurted out, “Are you looking for talent?” Max said he wasn’t sure, he’ll see if he can rustle up a crew. A few minutes later we were shooting an intro. Then we made arrangements to meet up after the expo to do the shoot at his hotel room.

ML: Max is notorious for his extreme on-screen antics and persona, but from what I’ve heard, he’s actually a very nice person when the cameras aren’t rolling. Can you tell me about what he’s like behind the scenes?

MLS: What I noticed immediately while we were talking at the expo was how well-mannered Max Hardcore was. He’s got this old-fashioned gentleman vibe that I liked. Then as we were going up to his hotel room I got the feeling he was testing me. He said things like, “Well, when you play with snakes, you have to expect to get bitten.” So I wondered if he was trying to talk me out of it.

Before our shoot, he showed me his website. He read the text on his website out loud, as if he himself was amused at how outrageous it was. It was all very funny to him, and I found if difficult to take it seriously.

We talked about his routine. Do I do anal? Can I throat fuck? What do I think of golden showers? I told him I was curious about golden showers, but I’ve never been on the receiving end of it. I also told him I wasn’t into any vomiting or using a speculum. And you know what, he kept to my limits. I respect that.

ML: Tell me about your experience at the shoot. What happened? Was it fun?

MLS: Yes! I had a great time. Like I said earlier, he kept to my limits. I was vague about the golden showers. I told him I was curious but never tried it. But we didn’t pre-arrange whether we were going to do it or not. He surprised me. It was a great ride!

There’s quite a bit more, but it would be unfair to quote the whole thing; you can read the rest here.

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