I really think they meant this headline to be “Bishops Agree To Sex Abuse Rules”, but sadly, somebody in Ireland flailed:

Of course, it may look different by the time you see it.

It’s the cover art from a book cover seen on Twitter.

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This nude photo of Elizabeth Taylor, taken for an engagement present for her third husband, has only become public since her recent much-lamented passing:

Details here.

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The alternative title I considered for this post: How to Get Instantly Suspended From Your High School — Wear This Shirt

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Here’s an animated .gif you won’t want to miss: Dildo Launcher

You know that mock motivational poster where the little dog is trying to hump the huge dog, the one he’s only knee-high to? With the caption “Ambition”?

Well, I thought of that when I saw this.

There’s something fine in this old Dan DeCarlo cartoon all right: