January 29th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Pretty Blonde Pulp Cover Girl
This pretty blonde comes to us from the cover of a pulp novel called Naked and Alone, found at Deroli:
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January 28th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
The Fun Kind Of Bathing
This is a detail from Fanny Hill and Emily with Their Gallants, Bathing. They don’t make color plates like they used to!
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January 28th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Seven Things Google Doesn’t Mind You Searching For
Everybody in the sex blogging and porn worlds has been coping with Google’s bizarre double standards for quite a while — the weirdly bigoted and anti-sex list of stop words and filter words that they use to partially disable portions of their various search services, even when you’ve set your search preferences to disable filtering. Meanwhile, of course, they seem to apply no similar filters to the realms of drugs, war, violence, bloodshed, mayhem, or serial killers. That’s all cool.
Naw, I’m not bitter.
Well, just in the last few days they added a couple of software companies to a couple of their filter lists. Distributed file sharing is now, like sex, a burdened classification when it comes to Google searches. Kidnapping and making bombs, though? Still good!
The graphics above are ruthlessly ganked from a large and well-presented infographic at this link:
Google Censoring Torrent Search Suggestions: 7 Terrible Things They Don’t Censor
And now, I’m going to slide out with a little favorite of my own: Jeffery Dahmer versus Violet Blue. Take it away, cannibal king!
I don’t care how deliberate it is, when you look at a search like that, you’ve got to conclude that Google is broken.
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January 27th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Filthy Wife
I don’t link to Monmouth often enough these days. But then, he doesn’t post all that often, either. Always worth waiting for, though — his sex writing remains some of my favorite old-school sex blogging:
“How was she?” asked our driver. He looked at me in the rearview mirror, conspiratorial.
“You have a filthy wife, Mr. Jack.” She was sitting close to me, positioned squarely in his eyeline. I could see what they were up to, and started to unbutton her coat.
“I know… Did you take pictures?”
Jill laughed and said they were on her mobile. She’d email them to Jack and me over the next few days at inconvenient times while we were at work hundreds of miles apart. I like to imagine he was as distracted as I was when she dropped them into our mailboxes like horny little thrill bombs.
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January 26th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Pink Speculum
So, it’s the time of year when the sex toy stores are having their annual Valentine’s Day sale, and I’m browsing for my own shopping as well as to see if there’s anything new and entertaining that needs to be mentioned here.
And then I see the pink speculum:
I feel like I almost don’t dare comment. On the one hand, we’ve all seen contexts in which manufacturers have laughably abused the color pink in an attempt to sell stuff to women. Was it a hammer manufacturer who so notoriously put a pink carpenter’s hammer on the market under the “Lady” rubrick?
On the other hand, most of us men have learned that when it comes to sex stuff, toys with stainless steel gleams and clanks are trickier to pull out of the toy bag than toys in more pleasing colors. And while I don’t think I’ve ever known a lady whose “eyes light up because she sees something pink” reaction was stronger than her “you just reminded her of her last gyno exam” reaction, she might be out there, and for the man whose fetish moves him to try for a real close inspection, this might just be the tool to reel her in with.
Meanwhile the people who sell these would prefer to distract potential customers with bad punnery:
Put your medical play back in the pink with our newest speculum. Daintily designed to explore and examine, this tantalizing tool adds a touch of whimsy and a splash of color to any scene or scenario. Don’t let the pretty color fool you — this is a fully-functional gynecological instrument perfect for exams, so hop up on the table, stick your feet in the stirrups, and get ready to shout “Giddyup!”
I think that effort deserves a heartfelt “Yeehaw!”, don’t you?
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January 25th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
An Aggressive Courtship
And this is how to get a husband in the old-fashioned world of the comic postcard:
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January 24th, 2011 -- by Bacchus
Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
If you ever wondered about Gwyneth Paltrow’s panties, now I’ve got a photo to satisfy your wonderings:
Photo is from Dlisted, where I don’t think they have their priorities entirely in order; they say: “It’s a good thing Gwyneth Paltrow had on her favorite pair of $400 ‘working mother’ panties made from the cocoons of organic mulberry silkworms, or else we’d all get a clear shot of her apple maker.”
They say that like it would be a bad thing…
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