This is fun — at least fifty naked guys jumping in a very small swimming hole with a lot of enthusiasm. I can only guess that this is a WWII-vintage scene; I could see these guys being military, bored, smelly, and really happy to see a place to splash in.

Anyway, it’s much more fun in the 1000-pixel version at Kinky Delight.

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I’m still “stuck” in Tumblr hell. Yup, it’s a rough life.

You see some things that way you’d never go looking for.

Guys, ever have a woman tell you “Kiss my ass?”

It might be she had in mind something like this: Ass Kissing

I was running through a vein of Tumblrs this morning with a lot of cumshot porn that I can’t or won’t put here for various reasons. But then I thought, for what better reason did God in His Earthly Avatar Tim Berners-Lee implement the hyperlink?

• This one made me laugh. She’s got a zucchini to masturbate with, and she’s not afraid to use it. And judging by the mess, he really likes to watch.
• Two sleepy-looking girls in this photo are trying to lick the last drop of goodness out of this man’s cock. It’s the sort of scene most men figure they’ll never see even once in their lives. It’s not that you couldn’t arrange a threesome — that can be done if you’re some combination of smooth and handsome and lucky and rich — but setting a scene that relaxed and loving? Not easy.
• On the other hand, these two girls are just about to get the flavor and it looks like they are expecting something like liquified dog poo mixed with apple-scented dish detergent. Ladies, if you’re hating the idea so much, why are you there?
• There’s a ton of fake cumshot porn out there where the ladies are drizzled with various mixtures of condensed milk, cornstarch, and so on; you can Google fake jizz recipes. Something about these two girls makes me think they vamped themselves up in the kitchen and posed for this shot to torture an absent young feller. It’s just got that “I’m posing for my facebook and my head is turned because my arm is stretched out with the camera in my hand” feel to it:

  

• Here we have an over-capacity and overflow issue. And yet he’s still pumping!
• This right here is the ultimate “happy girlfriend” post-blowjob look. I’m not saying there isn’t a professional photog out there who can’t get a paid model to look like that (that’s why we call them “professionals”) but I am saying it’s why people put so much time and effort into looking for real amateur porn on the web.
• Aaaiiieeee! It burns!

I could go on like this for hours, but that’s enough to get started with.

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And judging by the delight on her face, you lost the bet, too.

What was it, who does all the laundry for a month, the challenge being you couldn’t spurt in her mouth from 30 inches away? Gravity’s a motherfucker and you ain’t as young as you used to be…

Image found here.

He knows his duties:

“Even on cold days I have to walk my human.”

It’s official — the Libyan government has seized Violet Blue’s vb.ly domain because she was running an adult-friendly link-shortener service on there.

While letters ‘vb’ are quite generic and bear no offensive meaning in themselves, they’re being used as a domain name for an openly admitted ‘adult friendly URL shortener’. Now, had your domain merely been a URL shortener for general uses similar to bit.ly (as you claim) there would have been no problem with it. It is when you promote your site being solely for adult uses, or even state that you are ‘adult friendly’ to promote it that we as a Libyan Registry have an issue.

While our ccTLD is open for registrations from all around the World, and we pride ourselves on being the online destination for many well known websites internationally, our rules and regulations, and our Country’s Law and Morality do not allow any kind of pornography or its promotion.

If you return to our list of rules and regulations you will find that 8.4.2 states that we as a Registry reserve the right to suspend or delete a domain name if “The Applicant/Registrant is in violation of any of the terms and conditions in this Regulation.”

Moving up the Regulations list we find clause 3.5 clearly states that: “The Applicant certifies that, to the best of his/her knowledge the domain name is not being registered for any activities/purpose not permitted under Libyan law.”

Pornography and adult material aren’t allowed under Libyan Law, therefore we removed the domain….

I’ll confess I’m not as surprised as Violet seems to be, but of course I’m bummed that another one of her efforts to make the world a safer place for sex-positive peoples has suffered a setback. However, she says “We have the database intact, and will restore your shortened URLs momentarily with a suitable domain.”

The setting (especially its Bondage Blog context and the whole iron-cage-and-humane-restraints thing going on in the dim background) is admittedly ominous. But the pose itself? You have to admit it’s the very picture of athletic gorgeousness:

That’s Sarah Blake, a model for Device Bondage.

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