Bukkake Spam, And A Pic
Reader KingTaco writes in with some choice sex spam. I didn’t want it in the comment thread where KingTaco put it, but I fully concur with the urge to share it with the broader world. KingTaco says:
I’ve just received what I consider to be the holy grail of porn spam. It’s easily the most impressive piece of all-text advertising I’ve ever seen. I hope it’s not in bad taste of me to post it in it’s near entirety here (near in the sense that I’ve removed the linked porn site because it’s not my intention to try and advertise for them using the Eros Blog comments as a free ride):
“You could be thinking to yourself, how did an exotic Oriental fetish such as bukkake could become so widespread. It’s pretty simple, really. It’s all about traditional, conservative values. And what can be more accepted or conservative than openly humiliating women who cheat on their husbands by dragging them into the public square, binding them tightly with ropes and having every able-bodied male in town shoot hot loads of thick, burbling man-sap into the offending wenches’ pleading, upturned faces?
Nowadays, bukkake isn’t a punishment… it’s a way of life! Modern, liberated young women of all races, colors and creed have awoken to the sexual potentials of this practice, and today, you cannot swing a dead cat without hitting a gal who loves it right up on the face, or right down the throat, or in the eyes, or all over their heads, whatever way they can get it, really.
If you desire your models charming, your content exclusive and your facials hardcore, then (link removed) is certainly what you have been looking for.”
Such a prose poem to the glories of facial spooge almost cries out for a picture, so I went and found one for you:
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Shorter URL for sharing: https://www.erosblog.com/?p=2253
the nostril-holder-openers confuse me…
Mit, you sound pretty clear on the concept. ;-)
hah hah, more confused as to why one’s nostrils need to be extra open when one’s face is being repeatedly ejaculated on… i would think you’d want to keep them as small a target as possible!
What it makes me think of is making someone laugh while swallowing cum to make it go out their nose.
I don’t think the receiver’s wants are what is being catered to, here…
I will never get the phrase “burbling man-sap” out of my head.
Tonight I’ll dream of burbling man-sap.
I hope you’re pleased with yourself, Bacchus!
True Bacchus, but on that basis, I’d think the orifice you’d want to keep open was her mouth, hence the attention given to the nostrils still confuses me!
Then again, I am sure there is someone out there for whom semen-in-the-nostrils is the ultimate fetish, so good for them!
The trick to pronouncing Japanese words is to seperate every consonant-vowel pair (or trio in the case of hard sounds using double consonants or the “tsu” [Su] character) and pronounce it like it’s by itself, then string them together. So the phonetic English pronunciation would look something like boo-kah-kay.
Having never heard it mentioned in polite conversation, and having heard it mentioned several times in impolite conversation with varying pornunciations, one wonders: How is “Bukkake” actually pronounced?
The nostril holders arguably would make this border on some exotic sub-set of gukkon… and commenter DK may just have invented a new sex fetish! Any day now we might be seeing this show up as a whole new sexual practice category on search engines. If we could just get the Japanese to expedite giving it a name… Something like “expelakke”, “expelukka”, “reukkake”, or maybe “snukkon” or “explukkon”…?
Whoops! I meant “gokkun” “snokkun” and “explokkun” (my personal favorite)
Note to Mitsquana: If you can manage to force enough semen up your partner’s nostrils, then they are likely to open their mouths to start breathing in an alternative manner. This way you are more likely to get them to swallow a bit of something that they may otherwise be tempted to spit out, as they breathe through their nose…
Haven’t you ever seen old black and white TV shows where an adult is trying to get a child to swallow caster oil, by punching the kids nose?
Er, don’t you mean “pinching” Dr. Whiplash? ;-)