October 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Your lesson for today, courtesy of Dr. Faustus at Erotic Mad Science:
Eros is an outlaw, a bandit, a scoffer at decencies. That’s why so much of erotic fantasy takes place in settings that are beyond the reach of morality somehow, some of which are not at all nice: the savage tropics, the oriental harem, the depraved convent, the women’s prison. Nazisploitation is just a development of this. If you embrace what you are, you’re going to find some things that will make other people pretty unhappy. Face it, live with it, and flourish.
Amen, Brother Faustus!
This was in reference to a fifteen-second clip from a Nazisploitation movie that once caused our Mad Doctor to “withdraw promptly into the privacy of his own chambers.”
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October 25th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Remember my ranty post Spam Robot Finally Rolls 00 Versus Turing? Well, a commenter there has pointed to a delightfully on-point XKCD:

October 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
This should please the leg fetishists among ye:
Don’t forget to click for the big version.
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October 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus
He got his fingers slapped once too often, trying to get friendly while Glee was on. So he picked up the phone and called the Spouse Training Institute. They sent around a capture van right away and promised that by time his wife got home, she’d have a whole new attitude, yeah and verily even unto the anal sex:

Needless to say, this video is “For Entertainment Purposes Only.”
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October 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
ErosBlog has a little bit of history with the idea of putting oranges up a person’s butt. And however good or bad an idea that might strike you as, it can be done.
We’re not just talking about squishy little Mandarin deals, either. Oh, no.
Oh, no. We’re talking big robust California Navel oranges.
Explanations I leave to others.
October 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
Learn the pipes. Play the pipes. Trust the pipes. The pipes will come through for you:
But only, perhaps, if you are a minor forest deity. Your mileage may vary.
(I’d really like a provenance for this art; right now, I don’t have any.)
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October 22nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus
I stalwartly maintain that our prudery as a society inhibits our ability to teach our young people. Take the classics, like, say, The Golden Ass by Apuleius. It’s not a bad book as it stands, but it’s even more entertaining as imagined by Milo Manara:
This panel from Manara’s graphic novel version found at Spanking Blog.
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