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September 24th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Erotic Shaving

In which The Twisted Monk has more fun with a straight razor than should be entirely legal:

Making small circles with my shaving brush, a small moan escapes her lips as I follow the whisper thin trail of hair on her taught tummy and work my way down. Where the thick lather of my shaving soap ends and the desire begins is lost as I carefully spread her skin flt and begin with my blade.

In this moment, my focus is complete, inches from her sex, one hand resting on her body while the other holds my blade like a concert violinist would hold his bow. Fingers firm, locked on the handle less it slips from the steamy damp, consciously relaxing the rest of my arm so that my movements are fluid, prceise and free of any nervous energy. Here, shining blade mere millimeters from her clit, a nervous twitch or a moment’s hesitation could spell disaster. Here I am so close to her body, here all mystery is stripped away as I pull apart her folds in order to gently take those few wisps of hair from inside her.

Stroke by stroke the thick sweet smelling curls are replaced with pale, sensitive skin. She gasps as I run my sticky fingertips along the now bare crest of her pelvis to inspect my work.

“Almost done,” I tell her, “turn over please.”

“Why?” she asks nervously then eyes growing wide with fear as she realizes what is next.

“Just one small bit left.”

Knees tucked under her body, she bends and offers herself up to me once again. This time it is her ass, soft and round that is exposed to me. Once again, I have to smile and do a little dance of evil glee at the sheer beauty of the site.

Folks, it has been often observed, of late, that blogging in general and sex blogging in particular are going somewhat stale and moribund. And I could tick off a long list of arguments in support of those propositions. But they are not dead, and little gems like this — a few paragraphs of delicious descriptive prose that probably wouldn’t have ever surfaced but for the bloggy media — continue to make it all worthwhile for me.

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September 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

I said: “NONE SHALL PASS…”

naked girl distracting a patrolling guard

“All right boys, here’s how we’re going to take this fucking kremlin. Natasha, take off everything but your boots. Yes, everything. Yeah, I know it’s fucking cold. Just shut up and do it. Now here’s what we do. Natasha, you’re going to go up to that guard and distract the fuck out of him, give him some sob story about bandits. Doesn’t really matter, he’ll be so busy looking at your tits we’ll be able to cover the open ground behind him and get to the wall…”

Picture via Snow Bunnies.

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September 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Shove Off

If you must go rowing, it helps to have crewpersons who are pretty and naked:

nude woman pushes boat out from shore

Via Usenet.

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September 23rd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

All Up In Her Cutaway Business

It’s a strange sub-genre of Japanese comic book art, the which I am not well enough versed in to categorize and name properly. But you see it now and again: explicit drawn porn where parts of the girl (well, usually it’s a girl) are drawn as a transparent anatomical cutaway so you can have a better view of the exaggerated sexing that’s going on:

transparent manga girl fucked deeply

This example via Erectus.

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September 22nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Black Lipstick

Of all the things I never thought I’d be posting on ErosBlog, lipstick reviews are right up there. But MelbourneHumanFemale’s review of a specific black lipstick includes both a black lipstick mini-manifesto for grownups (amusing) and a pair of pretty pictures. How could I resist?

A quick manifesto on black lipstick: It’s time for it to come back. Wretch it out of the hands of babybats at Flinders Street station. It can be used as a high fashion colour if that’s your thing, or as gothy/punk wonderfulness as long as you do it right. Keep your other makeup either muted or bright and colourful. No matching it with heavily-blackened eyelids. No drawing spiderwebs on your face.

Black is dramatic. Use it wisely. Wear it confidently. Think 1920s and Haute Macabre couture, don’t think 14-year-old using her $2 eyeliner.

black lipstick

During the day I also like to wear it blotted with some gloss, for an almost gunmetal grey colour:

black lipstick

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September 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

People Do It For A Reason

From TXTS FRM LST NGHT:

she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?

 
September 21st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Watch The Lollipop

In drama, if a script is competently wrought one may trust that the maxim of Chekhov’s rifle will be observed. Just so in porn, where the rule is similar: if a girl with no panties on is licking a lollipop, you may reliably expect to see that lollipop going all up in her business real soon now:

naked girl licking a lollipop

From ALS-Scans. See also: a bunch of ALS Scan pictures on Tumblr.

 
 
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