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August 17th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Taking A Bath With Polly Walker

Volunteers, anybody?

taking a bath with polly walker and her big round pretty ass

According to Jahsonic, that’s Polly Walker from the TV show Rome.

Suddenly I feel very dirty and in need of a wash.

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August 16th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Anal Raunch

A lot of vintage porn is “ho hum” because of changes in the times. Publication standards, camera technology and lighting, media and media preservation issues, shifting morals and taboos, it all combines to make great-grandfather’s porn seem pretty lame, tame, or boring … usually.

And then every now and then something like this bit of raunch from Vintage Lust will, if you’ll excuse the turn of phrase, pop up:

vintage anal exposure

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August 13th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Dick On A Stick, Redux

The infamous Dick On A Stick returns:

dick on a stick

another dick on a stick

The odd thing is, they’ve got real dicks at the Upper Floor shoot parties too, and they aren’t afraid to use ’em.

I had this funny idea to rewrite a chapter from “The Story of O” or “Beauty’s Punishment” or “Slave Girls of Gor” so that it featured a lot of dicks on sticks, but I am too damn lazy. Crowdsourced lazyweb, go!

 
August 12th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

You WISH There Was An App For That

Steve Jobs would shit a brick:

x-ray vision for your mobile phone

Via Usenet.

 
August 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

“But Officer, I Was Using A Safety Razor!”

So, the other day I was more than a little bit horrified to discover that a fellow pilot in my internet spaceship game was flying a virtual space battleship while driving an automobile somewhere out there among you, the unsuspecting automotive public. This became clear when he spoke on voice coms and we heard traffic noise around him.

I am sorry. I wish he would not do that. We all yelled at him and told him to stop.

He did not stop. In fact, he told us to fuck off.

I thought it could get no worse than that, until I saw this story from ABC, about the woman who got in an accident because she was shaving her (ahem) “bikini area” while driving. Or, if you want to be fussy about it, while sitting in the driver’s seat working the pedals; her ex-husband was actually doing the steering, from the passenger side. So, kind of a joint effort. (That may be a pun — it would not surprise me.)

Did I mention she was heading for a hot date with her boyfriend? Cogitate for a moment on the sexual politics of that.

 
August 11th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Shower Surprise

I know a few ladies who would forgive the handcuffs, the rubber gloves, and the whole failure-to-knock-or-say-hello thing when they saw that erection. But generally speaking, this probably falls into the “unwelcome surprises while showering” category:

surprised in the shower by an abductor with handcuffs and a big hard dick

From a review at Spanking Blog of a Dofantasy BDSM comic book called Hotel Eden by artist Coax.

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August 10th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

The Past Come To Life

It’s hard to be the pharaoh, but somebody has to do it:

lusty egyptian-style figures among the heiroglyphs

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