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January 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

An Ambitious Envelopment

When I stumbled over this random Kink.com gallery, my first thought was “What an ambitiously-proportioned strap-on to be sucking!”

sucking a strap on

My second thought: Isn’t it time for Isis Love to abandon the stereotypical dominatrix sneer?

Isis Love sneering

Do professional dominant ladies sneer like this during sessions? Is there a market demand for it? Or is it just a porn thing?

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January 8th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Pam And The Sweater Puppies Save The World

As quoted in the Long Island Press:

“I am delighted and honored that my breasts and I were able to play a role in helping this freedom fighter achieve so many of his goals.”

— Pamela Anderson on Hugh Hefner

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January 7th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Hello, Pretty Sports Fan

Sports events would get more of my time if there were more pretty fans like this:

pretty sports fan

From Dare Dorm.

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January 5th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

The Aliens Did NOT Steal Them After All

Whatever you may have seen elsewhere on the web, rest assured. The women of the world still have their G-spots. Violet Blue, my permanent go-to girl for calm and reliable sex knowledge, says so, and that’s good enough for me:

It was there when I went to sleep. I woke up, and thought I’d parked it in front of my house, I mean the anterior wall of my vagina. Now it’s gone!

Not really. Don’t believe the latest round of hype. It’s anecdotal, not physiological, and news outlets running the ‘g-spot is a myth’ story this week should be very embarrassed.

Indeed.

 
January 5th, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Pole Dancer

This is a screenshot from a 1976 French porn flick called “The Kinky Ladies Of Bourbon Street”. Not, I assure you, the only surreal moment:

woman worships a giant penis in a surreal french whorehouse

 
January 2nd, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Putting the “Balls” In “Ball-Gag” Since 2009

For some reason, the new “Ballz Gag” strikes me as one of those concepts that nobody thought all the way through:

balls in her mouth

The photograph of the product in use is quite funny; the look on the woman’s face could earn her a place on a “PWNED” pic. However, a moment’s reflection is enough to make a fellow wonder, just who is PWNED in this picture? As the sales copy says:

Don’t think that you are in complete control though! Your partner may be the one with a pair of balls strapped to their face but if they decide to move, you have no choice but to follow, lest you want to lose your jewels.

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January 1st, 2010 -- by Bacchus

Engineers (Don’t) Have More Fun

This picture wasn’t true in 1959 when it appeared on the cover of The Saturday Evening Post, and it still isn’t true. But it remains amusing:

a nerd fantasy

 
 
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