I realized when I stumbled over this photo in my directory of “amateur” porn from Usenet that it was that rare beast: a picture of something sexual that I couldn’t remember ever having seen before (though I suppose I must have). Still, a relative rarity, even though in the real world (as opposed to the porn fantasy universe) it must be reasonably common: a woman, fully dressed in normal street clothes, with cum on her face.

I think the unbuckled belt is a nice touch, hinting that this photo documents impatience and eagerness, rather than calculated planning.

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This looks like another one of those vintage “Oh, Hai!” moments:

From a set at Kinky Delight.

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This pretty bit of cafe entertainment is Barbara Bouchet, in the 1972 film Milan Caliber 9 (screenshot here):

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A recent post at Sexoteric reminded me that the Ultimate Surrender style of naked girlfights is just a recent entry in a long and venerable pornographic tradition:

I expecially enjoy the pre-bout photography. These matches always start out so promising:

Tonight it’s Ally Ann (fighting as “Power Puff”) versus Tia Ling (fighting as “Jade”). Ally Ann looms over Tia Ling, smiling that corn-fed Nebraska farm-girl smile, but I’m seeing more confidence in Tia’s eye’s than in Ally’s. I’ve got bad news, Power Puff: This is one project where “little and cute” is not enough to get you what you want. And make no mistake, these are both tiny women in truth, as the fight card shows:

Things don’t start out very well for Power Puff:

I’ll grant Power Puff this much, she does make an effort:

But the fight really doesn’t go very well for her. It’s downhill all the way to defeat…and beyond. Beyond, I say, because at Ultimate Surrender, defeat is always followed by ritual and public sexual humiliation:

(Click the last two images to see large versions; click here to see more of the fight.)

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Before his new site was a week old, the clueless email PR people had found Faustus. His advice to them:

Seriously, marketers. Have a look at the damn site before you email. Or I really will have to mock you openly…

You know what they say: if you got it, flaunt it!

From Titty Blog.

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Somebody really needs to give New Hampshire State Representative Nancy Elliot a quick course on the purposes, means, and procedures for fulfilling anal sex. Because this is what she thinks about it (yes, there is video):

“We’re talking about taking the penis of one man and putting it in the rectum of another man and wriggling it around in excrement.”

Or, maybe somebody should tell her she just needs a good facial?

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