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August 29th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Because That’s What Good Friends Do

The scene: a venerable public building, once highly trafficked, now home to forty different municipal bureaucracies. The sort of place with limestone staircases that have been worn down by eighty years of foot traffic into treacherous concavities. Round windows on the landing. A lot of decorative brickwork on the outside. And, importantly to our tale, public bathrooms that were once fancy, but are now unventilated and somewhat squalid museums of quaint plumbing fixtures and even more quaint architecture. The bathroom doors — like all the other interior doors in the building — have frosted glass windows, and directly connect the bathroom interior to the busy hallways, with none of the modesty-preserving right-angle vestibules one sees today.

The characters: A young mother and her preschool age daughter, in the building on some stressful bureaucratic errand. The child is bored, the mother tired and distracted.

The story: As they pass the men’s room door, someone pushes through it, slamming it wide open against its stops. As it bounces closed again, mother and daughter catch a momentary glimpse of this tender scene:

gay bondage in a public bathroom

The dialog, which opens in that loud piercing tone that only a curious four-year-old can manage: “Mommy, what is that man doing to that other man?”

Long silence. Finally: “Hush, dear. Don’t worry. He was just helping him wash his hair.”

(Picture credit: Bound Gods from Kink Men.)

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August 28th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

The Wiener Queen

She’s got a delightfully game smile considering how many hot dogs are stuck to her body:

the hot dog queen

From Bravo Siera Whiskey.

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August 26th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Matisse And The Nude

Supposedly this is Henri Matisse with a model, circa 1939:

nude model and artist

Via Bravo Sierra Whiskey.

 
August 25th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

On The Observation Deck

Just two young ladies chillin’ on some sort of observation deck, observing and being observed:

Observing and being observed

From Revelations, again.

 
August 24th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

More Falling Panties

Panties, they just keep falling down:

weight lifting girl whose panties are falling down

Stolen from something that looks Swedish. In the original, she says “Hjälp!”

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August 24th, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Kissing His … Gun

Rarely have the symbolic equivalencies between firearms and penises been more explicitly portrayed than in this detail from the movie poster for a Japanese gore flick called (something like) Last Orgy Of The Gestapo:

gun kissing

2013 update: Here’s a .gif of the scene:

gun kissing .gif

Watermark suggests it may have been crafted here.

 
August 22nd, 2009 -- by Bacchus

Fast Women, Slow Film

It must have been terribly hard to be a photographer, back in the days when women were as fast as they’ve always been, but film was oh-so-slow:

comic view of paris

Illustration is captioned “A view of Paris” (if I’m comprehending the French) and the signature is, I think, “G. Moutin”, which cursory Googling does not expand.

Update: Thanks to James in the comments, we now know that I was misreading “Moutin” from “Mouton”, and the artist here is thus Georges Mouton, about whom little seems to be known. (And thus do I commence phase two of the best and laziest strategy for finding something on the internet: say something incorrect and wait to be corrected. My sneaky “about whom little seems to be known” is therefore your cue to say “Pish tosh! There’s an 800 page biography of Georges Mouton at {link} you wrong-on-the-internets maroon!”)

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