August 13th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
The Daze Reader, which has been churning out the sex blog goodness for even longer than ErosBlog, has posted a resource that’s sure to become the Snopes.com (no link due to bad popups) of the celebrity sex tape world. Behold:
Daze Reader Guide to Celebrity Sex Tapes
This thing is great! It’s the carefully researched lowdown and skinny on considerably more than 100 rumored and actual celebrity sex videos. For example, what about that Cameron Diaz sex tape somebody told you about? Daze sez:
Cameron Diaz Sex Tape
Who? American actress.
Real? The tape exists, and it’s really Cameron Diaz. But it’s not really a “sex tape”, just topless footage from a campy sex comedy made early in her career.
Circa 1992, the young and unfamous Cameron Diaz shot some scenes for a softcore sex comedy. The film was never completed, and the footage remained forgotten. Sometime around 2003, photographer-director John Rutter tried to make some money off the footage…
[several more paragraphs of detail]
Video shot on the set shows Diaz wearing a revealing black leather & fishnet outfit. She and another vixen spend some time lightly whipping a hunky guy chained to a pillar wearing a loincloth. Then we see several minutes of Diaz posing for topless photographs. Later Diaz shoots a simulated sex scene with the loincloth dude. Throughout all the action, a director (Rutter?) shouts directions and encouragement from offscreen. The trailer includes a fun little clip of Cameron spraying compressed air on her nipples to prepare for a shot, then giggling “Look how big they got!”
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August 13th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
A long time ago, I blogged about taking too literally the anti-littering signs in the state of Washington that say “If you litter, it will hurt!” Well, now I discover that Niki Flynn’s mind was running in the same direction. However, she didn’t just blog about it, she posed for an illustrative photo:
August 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Just what it says on the outside of the tin:
From BJ’s Gay Porno-Crazed Ramblings.
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August 12th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
There’s a blog post genre as old as blogging, in which our intrepid blogger examines the logs and discovers amusing search queries, which are then duly reproduced (usually with snarky commentary) for the amusement of all. I’ve done this myself, but I try not to do it often, because it has the potential to become as stale as your average “memes” post.
However, I’ve rarely seen it done as well as Always Aroused Girl does it. She got bogged down, to good effect, in some “how to” and “how many” queries:
- How to find out a vegina whether it is fucked or not? (You just can’t tell. Some call this “Victoria’s Secret.”)
- How to find women that love to deepthroat? (Seriously, is this your only qualification? Breathing and deepthroating skillz? That’s it?)
August 11th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
I suppose this iconic reinvention of tabletop soccer might amuse a certain sort of amputation fetishist:
But it certainly didn’t amuse Vanessa at Feministing, who got things slightly backwards with the sarcastic “Dismembered body parts just never get old!”
August 10th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Seriously, now. Can a blog ever have too many topless dancing girls?
I didn’t think so either.
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August 7th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
“The cage is on the loading dock, just sign here…”
Image credit: Butt Machine Boys.
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