March 9th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
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March 6th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Arianna Huffington Watches Cathouse
She totally does!
If you’ve ever seen that late night HBO show “Cathouse”, a “reality” show set at the Bunny Ranch brothel in Nevada, you’ll remember Dennis Hoff, the big balding guy who runs the place.
If you haven’t ever watched the show, or been a patron of his establishment I suppose, I don’t know how you’d know of him. He’s not exactly a national figure.
Which is why I did a spit-take on Monday night during the Rachel Maddow show, when Rachel and Arianna and another guest were talking about one or another of Rush Limbaugh’s antics. All unprompted, Arianna volunteered this comparison, which is not without inherent merit:
HUFFINGTON: Yes. He also looks a little bit like the pimp, you know, in the Nevada brothel, you know, in his black shirt, you know… Dennis Hoff, you know, his black jacket.
Of course, it was funnier hearing it in Arianna’s accent, more “zat peemp, in zat brothel” than it reads in the transcript.
Now we know what Arianna watches, late at night!
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March 5th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Ye Olde Catfight
This vintage women-wrestling photo features — you have to admit — a higher class of lingerie than you see in this genre nowadays:
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March 4th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Catastrophic Ass Tattoos
On a girl, these would be merely unfortunate:
2024 update: I look back on this post with bewilderment. I don’t recognize the guy who wrote it. Apparently, 2009 me (a) thought that these slightly-hairy ass cheeks were somehow determinative of the inked person’s gender; and (b) titrated my ridicule of body art differently by gender; and (c) believed it was OK to ridicule body art in the first place. (Unfortunately a great many of my early posts about tattoos incorporate that last malfunction.) I generally don’t delete or strongly edit old posts that I no longer feel good about, but if I did, this one would be for the chop.
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March 2nd, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Smarter Than The Teacher
An ancient joke I stumbled on (most recently) at Bad Example:
A teacher asks her class, ‘If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?’
She calls on little Ralphy.
He replies, ‘None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.’
The teacher replies, ‘The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.’
Then little Ralphy says, ‘I have a question for YOU. There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?’
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, ‘Well, I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.’
To which Little Ralphy replied, ‘The correct answer is ‘the one with the wedding ring on,’ but I like your thinking.’
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March 1st, 2009 -- by Bacchus
Chastity Belts And Lesbian BDSM
I confess to being a mite confoozled by the implications of this lovely vintage porn postcard from Bondage Blog:
It’s super-rich in fetish elements: gloves, corset, whip, chains, shoes, lesbian lust, chastity belt and more. Each of these things has a rich history in fetish porn. But I’m having trouble figuring out the specific fantasy that mixes the lesbians, the sexual-access-position bondage, and the chastity belt. Somebody went to a lot of trouble to set up this tableau. I wish I knew the mental story that goes with it!
February 27th, 2009 -- by Bacchus
To Catch A Mermaid
Looking at this illustration, I’m forced to wonder whether the fisherman caught the mermaid, or whether it was the other way ’round:
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