November 8th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
There’s a distinct change of tone during this bawdy poem, which dates in various versions to at least 1905, and likely goes back even further. In the old book where I found it, it’s called “Please Fondle Me”:
Put your arms around me, darling,
Kiss my cheeks until I blush,
Tickle me until I tremble,
If I murmur, make me hush.
Keep your arms around me, darling,
Put your hand within my breast,
Take me to your bedroom, darling,
Give to me what I love best.
Give it to me, lovely darling!
You can please me if you try —
Keep it up a little longer,
Do it good and let me die!
Drive it up into my belly!
Fuck me ’til I faint away!
Try and tear my cunt wide open,
Break it off and let it stay.
November 7th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
From Models Tied, we have the lovely pirates Tasha Marley and Jenna Hoskins doing labor-management negotiations:
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November 6th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
This is a panel from the graphic novel version of the Kama Sutra, as drawn by the artist Hugdebert:
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November 5th, 2008 -- by Aphrodite
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It’s kind of amazing that the concept underlying (sorry, I had to say that) the push-up bra hasn’t been used for men’s underwear before now. But Calvin Klein has gone there, with a line of “body boost” underwear:
On the page showcasing those briefs, a helpful schematic and some amusing text explains the “trophy case” system that gives a man a bigger bulge.
So now, in addition to being told that 6 inches is really 8, those of us who lust for cock can wonder “Is it real or is it WonderPants?”
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November 4th, 2008 -- by Aphrodite
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Maybe today will be. I’m not convinced of that, no matter who wins. Instead, today I want to celebrate the approaching end of the Bush era…..and this image, from Satan’s Laundromat, captures it well.
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November 4th, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Y’all know ErosBlog isn’t political. But, risking understatement in the saying, there’s an important presidential election happening here in the USA today. And yesterday, Bondage Blog published a get-out-the-vote poster that’s suitable for an adult audience:
Like the man says, you know what to do.
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November 3rd, 2008 -- by Bacchus
Bawdy poetry never gets old, even when it’s already old. This is by Alan Patrick Herbert:
That portion of a woman that appeals to man’s depravity
Is constructed with considerable care,
And what appears to you to be a simple little cavity
Is really an elaborate affair.
And doctors of distinction who’ve examined these phenomena
In numbers of experimental dames,
Have made a list of all the things in feminine abdomena,
And given them delightful Latin names.
There’s the vulva, the vagina, and the jolly perinium;
The hymen (which is found in many brides),
And lots of little gadgets you would love if you could see ’em:
The clitoris and lord knows what besides.
What a pity then it is, that when we common people chatter
Of the mysteries to which I have referred,
We should use for such a delicate and complicated matter
Such a very short and unattractive word.
